The best Porsche ever…...

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
04/11/2014 at 19:25 • Filed to: None

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Let's take a moment to appreciate the greatest car to ever come from Stuttgart

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The refinement of a luxury car, the nimbleness and agility of a proper sports car, every year they fail to announce its return I die a little on the inside.

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Holy goddamn that is magnificent.

We salute you, you majestic son of a bitch.

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Little known fact, the 928 was the bat mobile once or twice. (In Year One, and Legends of The Dark Knight story lines, respectively.)

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I adore this car.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Your boy, BJR
04/11/2014 at 19:29

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Ahhhhhhh. . .


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Your boy, BJR
04/11/2014 at 19:30

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My neighbor had a red one. Now he has a 911.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
04/11/2014 at 19:30

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I'm honestly shocked at this point to as why Porsche hasn't lopped off the back doors of the Panamera and sold it yet. It would make them so much money.


Kinja'd!!! Merkin Muffley > Your boy, BJR
04/11/2014 at 19:31

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sorry, mate.

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Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Your boy, BJR
04/11/2014 at 19:32

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They really should just lop two doors off a panamera and add lightness.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Merkin Muffley
04/11/2014 at 19:36

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
04/11/2014 at 19:37

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I'd find a way to get the money to buy that.


Kinja'd!!! Louros > Your boy, BJR
04/11/2014 at 19:37

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Always liked the 928 when I was growing up, but now it's 911 or nothing for me.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Alex B
04/11/2014 at 19:38

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Tell your neighbor he got rid of the batmobile for a beetle/hitler's dream car (whichever makes him feel worse) and that he is a horribly stupid human being.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Louros
04/11/2014 at 19:40

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/11/2014 at 19:42

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Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Your boy, BJR
04/11/2014 at 19:53

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... is the Carrera GT.

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > CAcoalminer
04/11/2014 at 19:55

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Kinja'd!!! zx6rob > Brian Silvestro
04/11/2014 at 20:21

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I keep reading these "news" stories about once a year or so where someone or other says, "Oh, yeah, that's totally in the works, they're absolutely going to do that, might even call it the 928 again, absolutely going to happen!" and then... nothing. A sad, grand-touring-car-shaped hole in my life that, honestly, even if the machine itself were to materialize, wouldn't be filled. Who are we kidding, I'd never be able to afford it anyway. Still, it'd be nice to see another proper GT from Porsche, if just for the inevitable HD wallpaper images...


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > zx6rob
04/11/2014 at 20:23

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Literally the only use I'd get out of it, but still I'd love to see it.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > zx6rob
04/11/2014 at 20:39

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I'm always searching for these "news" stories as well. Here are the stories I look for the most frequently these days (in no order):

New 928

458 Replacement

R8 Replacement

Alfa 6C

New Ford GT

New Porsche mid-engine V8/H8 car (969 is one rumored name, some say there will be a less fancy and less expensive 918)

I still think the new 928 will happen for sure. It's just taking way too damn long. They had to make small CUVs first. For profits and stuff...


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR
04/11/2014 at 20:40

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It's not my fav Porsche. But I like it. And I do want them to make a new one RIGHT F'ING NOW

This car needs to happen. As does the Panamera sport wagon.


Kinja'd!!! SteyrTMP > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 02:44

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I disagree.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > SteyrTMP
04/12/2014 at 11:22

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Kinja'd!!! SteyrTMP > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 13:32

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I know, I know... people hate it when I'm right.


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04/12/2014 at 23:35

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04/12/2014 at 23:54

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Kinja'd!!! Spdwagen > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 22:29

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Spdwagen
04/15/2014 at 23:10

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