FOODLOPNIK candy first drive!

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes) 04/10/2014 at 18:23 • Filed to: foodlopnikreviews

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This episode of Foodlopnik we are test driving the new dynamic Kinder Brueno candy bar.

Kinder wanted Frank Grimes to test drive this candy so bad they made it delicious and cheap and shipped it to BYU from Poland and allowed me to buy it and then eat it all in one sitting.

Kinder means children in German and Bueno means good or something in spanish so this is a fusion dining today folks. A Bueno is a candy bar sold in sticks form this one had two. individually wrapped ones for some reason. I guess for people with self control who would only eat one. It is like a kit kat bar except the crispy part is filled with a hazlenut cream and the chocolate is way better.

This is the best cnady bar in the world. With a lap time of about 30 seconds this candy bar is the fastest and therefore best candy I have ever test driven!

The chocolate is great and tastes more expensive than it looks. Teh interior has a real quality feel with lots of soft touch materials that feel really good on the tum tum. Hazelnut creme throughout and a milk chocolate coating which I heard the milk comes from countries that have made barb wire illegal so your chocolate milk isn't scared and so there aren't pieces of barb wire in your candy. I really like the detail of the dark chocolate contrasted stitching gives it a craftsman handmade feel to it.

Each bar is wrapped in cellopan with a gold pull tab for easy access to the interior and is a nice luxurious touch which demonstrates the ease of use and the attention to user experiences and ergonomics everything falls right to the hand and is where you expect it to be.

Here is a wacked out with pooh brain surrealist commercial so you can see it being eaten by a woman who gets choclate on her mustache...or maybe its just chocolate and she doesnt have a mustache?

The two bars are total 250 calories which for the size and class of the candy bar gives it a very good power to weight ratio which was the main contributing factor to its blistering lap time.

10/10

Gripes———

Not enough bars I would need like infinity

might need more crispy cookie stuff

power to weight ratio

Pros———

milk chocolate is sweet and flavorfull

hazlenut filling is creamy sweet and tasty without being too bitter as most hazlenut products.

very satisfying addictive delicious

power to weight ratio

Brian Silvestro > Frank Grimes 04/10/2014 at 18:26

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Genius review, very nice.

and Bueno means good or something in spanish

I died laughing there.

Also, please tag it "Foodlopnik Reviews"

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Frank Grimes 04/10/2014 at 18:26

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Con:

No toy inside

Frank Grimes > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 04/10/2014 at 18:33

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If there was its either in my lungs or my tummy.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Frank Grimes 04/10/2014 at 18:34

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SaabLife, because Gripen > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 04/10/2014 at 18:36

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Those are suppose to be illegal to sell in the US, right?

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > SaabLife, because Gripen 04/10/2014 at 18:42

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Really? I didn't know that. The only Kinder eggs I have enjoyed have been in the US.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > SaabLife, because Gripen 04/10/2014 at 19:06

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they lifted the ban this year my friend didn't know they were illegal he smuggled them in since 2004

SaabLife, because Gripen > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 04/10/2014 at 19:09

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Yeah I think it has something to do with the plastic egg being completely covered in chocolate (cause people wouldn't be able to figure out there's a toy in it and swallow it whole, apparently).

I did find some at a Asian market once, so I guess the ban isn't seriously enforced.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > SaabLife, because Gripen 04/10/2014 at 19:13

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I figured it had to do with a choking hazard, unawareness is scary stuff.

Eazy-O > Frank Grimes 04/11/2014 at 05:02

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Hit the nail on the head, this thing is just gone too fast. They'd need to make it cheaper and sell it in bags, with only 2 sections per individual piece. I'd destroy that bag in a sitting, prolly.

I know it ain't a democracy, but: 8/10

(Silly question, when you said 'new', is this thing new on the US market?)

Frank Grimes > Eazy-O 04/11/2014 at 13:33

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It's new to me I had never seen nor heard of them before. Oh they really need to make bags of them except I might just tear through a bag of them watching a few episodes of a tv show or something.