Hey Look!

"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss) 04/09/2014 at 22:54 • Filed to: None

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A 1990 Geo Metro

zeontestpilot > thebigbossyboss 04/09/2014 at 23:00

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That looks like a blast to drive. Off-road adventures are calling me...

Zibodiz > thebigbossyboss 04/09/2014 at 23:01

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Probably the safest & most fun Metro on the road.

PS9 > thebigbossyboss 04/09/2014 at 23:04

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*Remains of

jariten1781 > thebigbossyboss 04/09/2014 at 23:05

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Why bother with a plate when you're going to get pulled over in approximately 20 seconds for no lights or mirrors?

I do like that it has The Club (tm).

Frank Grimes > thebigbossyboss 04/09/2014 at 23:09

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stupid flanders

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > thebigbossyboss 04/09/2014 at 23:15

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The owner offered it for free on Reddit earlier, don't know if anyone took it.

Zibodiz > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/09/2014 at 23:20

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Wow seriously? If it were closer to me, I'd be on that in a heartbeat.

zeontestpilot > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/09/2014 at 23:31

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The plate is hard to read. Where is it?

Bad Idea Hat > thebigbossyboss 04/09/2014 at 23:35

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I wonder what engine it has. With an unlimited budget I'd get a real cage done, get a G16 and turbo it, build a firewall behind the front seats, mid-mount the engine, build a good shell so that it outwardly looked like a metro again, and proceed to be kicked out of every local rallycross event.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > zeontestpilot 04/09/2014 at 23:41

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I think he said L.A., but maybe San Diego.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Zibodiz 04/09/2014 at 23:42

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I'll try to find the thread.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/09/2014 at 23:43

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Here is the thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_M…

zeontestpilot > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/09/2014 at 23:44

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Ah man, too far. I would love a car like that for MI dirt roads.

Ike > thebigbossyboss 04/09/2014 at 23:57

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why the club? who would steal this? gonna sell its parts? nope its a geo cant do that, got a a awesome radio? well i can get to it any way..

Wait, did some one steal all the parts off it already? maybe this wasn't on purpose!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > zeontestpilot 04/10/2014 at 00:22

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It'd be fun to fuck with people here in Florida since it's probably street legal.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Zibodiz 04/10/2014 at 00:29

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most fun? yes. safest? idk, that roll bar doesn't look thick enough to do anything. lol

zeontestpilot > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/10/2014 at 06:42

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Yeah I lived in Fort Myers for 4 years, I wouldn't doubt it's street legal-ness.

Makoyouidiot > thebigbossyboss 04/10/2014 at 16:41

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awesome

Zibodiz > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/10/2014 at 21:09

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True, but it's still probably an order of magnitude stiffer than the stock body on those. My parents used to have a '92 4-door. When they locked their keys inside, they literally pried the top edge of the door open far enough for my sister reach her arm inside and unlock it. Granted, the roof might be stiffer than the door, but I still wouldn't trust my family's safety to one of those sardine cans.