200lbs Of Bullshit

Kinja'd!!! "NoahthePorscheGuy" (porsche)
04/08/2014 at 00:26 • Filed to: None

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I want my fucking Vinyl.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > NoahthePorscheGuy
04/08/2014 at 00:29

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I don't think any automaker could get me to trust the longevity of something like this, nevermind a german one.


Kinja'd!!! chiefstinky > NoahthePorscheGuy
04/08/2014 at 00:39

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but it's so beautiful! My God, it's full of servos!


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > NoahthePorscheGuy
04/08/2014 at 00:48

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Ah, the new Target Top... so called because it looks like a patio umbrella from Target.


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > NoahthePorscheGuy
04/08/2014 at 00:48

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So many electric things waiting to break.


Kinja'd!!! Harris Lue > NoahthePorscheGuy
04/08/2014 at 00:49

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I mean what happened to removing the darned thing by hand... My sunroof is 21 years old and still works! Want to know why? BECAUSE IT'S MANUAL

One more friggin thing to break and pay an arm and a leg for some replacement brackets and electrical motors.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > NoahthePorscheGuy
04/08/2014 at 01:03

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all that fucking work for a Targa?

Fuck man, I can get the T-tops on my MR2 up pretty quick if it starts to rain.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
04/08/2014 at 01:12

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But the MR2 comes with not having to give Toyota's service department $2k every 5 years for robot repairs. Where's the fun in that?


Kinja'd!!! Kailand09 > NoahthePorscheGuy
04/08/2014 at 01:17

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T-Tops. Way the fuck better. This is like all the complexity of a convertible without the actual convertible part. I just don't really get why you'd do that?


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > PS9
04/08/2014 at 01:24

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...yeah, it's more like $500 for a full set of T-top weatherstrips.. though I bet you have to pay for them on the Porsche too.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > NoahthePorscheGuy
04/08/2014 at 01:36

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I like it. It's quintessentially German - over-engineering at its best.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > NoahthePorscheGuy
04/08/2014 at 10:13

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I don't care if it's heavy or not, it's badass. They need to make a RWD version though, I don't particularly want AWD in a 911 personally, and shedding that would help compensate for the weight of the roof system.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PS9
04/08/2014 at 10:39

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Yeah, not even Porsche. It's cool when it works, but...hmm. I like my roofs firmly attached and immovable.