I FOUND A REPLACEMENT FOR THE 2002

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 04/07/2014 at 23:21 • Filed to: THE FLIZ

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It's…..glorious. Like if the e30 and miata had a brown diesel wagon, this wouldd be the one thing that could stand it up at an oppo meet up.

Frosted > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 23:25

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I am...wait....hmmmm.....what......ok you win.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 23:28

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This makes me moist.

Your boy, BJR > Frosted 04/07/2014 at 23:28

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I like that it has brakes.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 23:32

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You can also get one of these

Bandit > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 23:34

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I can no longer feel my balls

Lets Just Drive > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 23:34

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Do you realize that with some minor adjustments this contraption could let you fly around like Superman? Add an electric motor so you never have to put your feet down and just fly around the streets of your city at about four feet above the ground.

davedave1111 > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 23:39

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Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his mouth on his pizza? He ate it before it was cool...

Your boy, BJR > Bandit 04/07/2014 at 23:41

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I like that in event of a collision, I can finally get rid of those pesky collar bones that keep weighing me down.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 23:41

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1) Get a bunch of these weird things
2) Paint them black or whatever (so they are less visible)
3) Buy superhero capes
4) Find a huge hill
5) DOWNHILL RACE WITH SUPERHERO CAPES BECAUSE I'M IMMATURE!!!!!

Your boy, BJR > Lets Just Drive 04/07/2014 at 23:42

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YOU CAN ADD TRAINING WHEELS!!!! Then your feet will NEVER touch the ground and you can look REALLY COOL!!!!!

Scary__goongala! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 23:43

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The Transporter > Your boy, BJR 04/08/2014 at 01:39

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Strapping yourself into a wheeled contraption that offers no protection and is hard to get out of quickly. What can possibly go wrong?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Bandit 04/08/2014 at 07:47

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I like the dramatic ball be ridding music

philipilihp > Bandit 04/08/2014 at 09:21

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Yeah this guy is not smiling, he's actually grimacing because he will forever be childless due to that harness.

Oh, and I suddenly have the irresistable urge to knock him on his side. It would be like a turtle on its back.

timateo81 > Your boy, BJR 04/08/2014 at 10:57

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