POST BURNOUTS, LOUD ENGINES, METAL, AND EXHAUST FLAMES!!!! (here plis)

"EL_ULY" (uly) 04/07/2014 at 22:17 • Filed to: None

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BEYOND ANGRY!!!! Quick reason below.

My wife is currently living with her family in Mexico DF. She just bought a new little Chihuahua yesterday, cutest 0.7 kilo little puppy ever. About 2 hours ago, she walked to the corner of the street to a little store to buy a couple little random snacks and some puppy food (little dog eats a bunch). On the way back home (less than 50 meters) 2 men ran up to her, pinned her to the wall hard, and demanded she give up the dog. She didn't want to of course while crying for help. One fucking scumbag slapped her and the other threw her had on the ground. At that moment she dropped her cell phone which they took and ran off. She is fine for the most part. A couple bruises and scratches. The hardest thing for me is sitting so far away, listening to my wife crying while feeling completely helpless and thirsty for scum blood!

This is her :']

Those pieces of scum that hurt her..... damn I hope they get what's coming to them >:(

I do not have social media. I never really spent much time on computers until just recently when I got my new position here at my dealer. As for friends, I honestly don't any, at least that live in my town. Oppo is, hand to heart, the only place I really visit online, You dudes and dudettes are simply incredible.

Thanks for reading.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:20

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I'm glad she's alright. The world works in mysterious ways, they'll get what's coming to em.

philipilihp > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:21

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What's wrong with people?? I feel for you bro! Here are some flames from my anger to yours.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:21

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why not murder them or do something were they bigger than you

EL_ULY > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 04/07/2014 at 22:22

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hopefully buddy. Thanks :]

Any word on C&C in May?

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:22

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If you want to start a revenge posse, Can I be the naive comic relief guy whose mentor dies at the end, bringing me full circle into manhood?

But seriously. Fuck. Those. Guys.

EL_ULY > philipilihp 04/07/2014 at 22:23

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Thanks buddy :]

that be some good wallpaper flame sauce right there, nice!

thebigbossyboss > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:24

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Riot!!!!! I hope they get hit by a Tsuru!

EL_ULY > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 04/07/2014 at 22:24

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lol wut? :]

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:25

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Is this sorta what you were looking for?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:25

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on their last day they will probably face judgement

EL_ULY > thebigbossyboss 04/07/2014 at 22:25

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lol, it is actually very possible, those things are everywhere lol

thanks buddy :]

Your boy, BJR > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 22:26

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Maybe your tastes run less 60's hip and more 80's dystopian?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:27

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I read it wrong do you know what they look like so we can kill them?

THOMAS5 > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:27

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Kinja is stupid just skip to 2:12

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 22:27

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Lemmy and Bullet.... oh my GOD!!!!!

100% perfection!!!

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:28

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Svend > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:28

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Sorry to hear that fella. Hope she's okay. She did the best thing really by not resisting though. Its hard when the one you love is so far away and something serious happens.

EL_ULY > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 04/07/2014 at 22:29

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she didn't get a good view of them but she said they were definitely older men that smelled like piss and BO.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:30

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If I leave school on 5/8 I can make it, I'll be home on 5/9. It's a definite possibility. I'll post up what vehicle I'm taking on Oppo if I'm going. It'll probably be the truck if so.

Sorry I can't give a definitive answer, haha.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:31

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does she know the art of ball kicking? but seriously that sucks I feel bad for you and your wife one day they will get what they deserve

EL_ULY > THOMAS5 04/07/2014 at 22:31

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lol, oh Aziz lol!!!

Thanks buddy :] Very much appreciated sir :]

Sn210 > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:32

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"2 men ran up to her"

Those weren't 'men' those were rats/scum/assholes. Not even assholes, that's still giving them too much. Lower than that. Glad she's ok, no one should have to put up with that shit. They'll get theirs.

EL_ULY > Svend 04/07/2014 at 22:32

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very difficult, those expensive Immigration forms cannot come any sooner.

Thanks for replying buddy, much much appreciated :]

EL_ULY > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 04/07/2014 at 22:34

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It's a good buddy :] I'll take my truck if you do also :]

EL_ULY > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 04/07/2014 at 22:35

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lol thanks buddy. You peeps are kickass peeps :] !!!!!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:37

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thanks should I make a wanted poster would you want them dead or alive?

EL_ULY > Sn210 04/07/2014 at 22:37

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Thanks buddy, I sure hope so. I hope for many years of painful genital viruses lol

Buick Grand National.... You sir know how to party \m/

EL_ULY > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 04/07/2014 at 22:39

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lol wont be necessary right now buddy lol. I'll let you know :]

thanks again \m/

MPA > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:39

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That sucks that they hit her - how could any guy hit a woman that isn't trying to hurt them? I'll never get it.

Here's my burnout - '89 LX, stock with exhaust and 4.10s - 2nd gear

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:39

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Ugh, motherfuckers... Hopefully they get put in prison, where they belong, and get passed around as the little coward bitches they are. I know what it's like to live with high criminal rates, so this hits close to home... At least nothing serious happened, other than a few scratches and bruises.

Sn210 > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:39

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it was the angriest looking burnout I had

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 22:41

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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

EL_ULY > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 04/07/2014 at 22:42

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WOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!!!

Dude saabstory, you are da man!!!

YSI-what can brown do for you > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:44

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Holy shit, reading that made me angry. I don't even know how angry you are. I would have murdered people over this. You don't hit women, you don't hit people. End of story.

EL_ULY > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 04/07/2014 at 22:44

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One could only hope buddy. AIC is always a favorite sir. Just noticed you changed your name lol. Thanks for the support, I know it's late down in Brasil. You are one rad dude.....dude :]

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 22:46

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lo1, awesome! We would be distracted by all the awesome car spotting to fulfill revenge :]

Thanks for the help though buddy, much much appreciated :]

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:47

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"THOSE BASTA- Wait was that a SEAT Ibiza?"

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:48

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Haha, thanks man, you're a slick mofo yourself!

EL_ULY > MPA 04/07/2014 at 22:48

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I don't know buddy, one could only hope they get whats coming.

As for the 89 LX, drooool!! Personal favorite :]

Thanks again buddy, are all are such awesome peeps :]

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:48

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Ok I wish you well and hope they get caught

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 22:50

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EL_ULY > YSI-what can brown do for you 04/07/2014 at 22:54

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I know buddy, my blood is boiling.

trust me, your awesome post helped :]

those are simply my favorite things!

much appreciated buddy, you are good peeps my friend :]

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 22:59

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lol yup :]

"somebody hold his legs.... Benjamin what are doing?"

"taking a pic of some Torchbait"

lol

EL_ULY > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 04/07/2014 at 23:00

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thanks buddy lol :]

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 23:02

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"Now, you'll know why we call him 'Batshit Ben'"

"Hold on you guys! I'm just swapping Tsuru VINs with a beat-ass Sentra so I can register it in NJ!"

"……si, now we get it"

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 23:03

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thanks buddy :] I wore this album out big time when it came out. The isolated disk was so awesome to play along to. Chris Adler is a monster on drums

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 23:07

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lol!!!!! EPIC!!! :]

An OPPO comic book would be the best on Earth.

While I got ya here, I'll be sending your HW in the morning when USPS comes to pick up at work.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 23:07

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Any time! I like to lend a hand to help the Oppo family feel better.

EL_ULY > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 04/07/2014 at 23:08

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ditto :]

Awesome material again sir, soo much epicness!

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 23:09

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Sweet! Got yours sent out this morning!

Also. We need to work on an Oppo comic.

1337HPMustang > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 23:13

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I'd love to go dirty harry on the scumbags who touched that pretty little mama. If you're looking for flames and screamin' engines to calm your temper, nothing screams or shoots flames more than rotaries, hope you don't mind 'em.

Also couldn't you get your illuminati friends to help "ameliorate" the problem?

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 23:17

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Why not one more?! This is one of my favorite races of any sort:

MPA > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 23:19

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You're welcome.

I bought that car bone stock in 2002 and really fucked it up by making it too drag focused. Was a h/c/i car and went a best of 12.81@108 on crappy Nitto DRs - made 276rwhp untuned.

Stef Schrader > EL_ULY 04/07/2014 at 23:33

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:o( Sorry, dude. I'd be wanting to shank some 'tards and steal my puppy back.

EL_ULY > 1337HPMustang 04/08/2014 at 00:05

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Thanks buddy, those are some bitchen video, hot damn!

Lol, yes, Leonardo diVinci is actuallu still alive and i'll sick him on those scumbags :] lol

EL_ULY > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 04/08/2014 at 00:07

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that just look like the best of times!

Must do that once in my life, OPPO track days!

EL_ULY > MPA 04/08/2014 at 00:09

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12.81 is really good!

Agrajag > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 00:10

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That's horseshit. I'm glad she is relatively okay, they'll get their's eventually.

Hope this helps.

EL_ULY > MPA 04/08/2014 at 00:11

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what did it weigh?

EL_ULY > Stef Schrader 04/08/2014 at 00:14

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Thanks for the reply Stef. You are all such awesome people for real.

I may, or may not start using the phrase "shank some tards" lol :]

MPA > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 00:16

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It could've gone faster if I didn't meddle :) The 12.81 was with a 1.89 60' time. The next year I went to ET Streets, but I also mismatched the intake to the cam - so I was cutting 60' times in the low 1.7 range, but the parts mismatch meant I was losing power up top and running slower. Had I left the intake alone, it should've run 12.60s at least

EL_ULY > Agrajag 04/08/2014 at 00:18

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i'm pretty sure my ears are now peegnant! That 3rd vid was a Can Am car right? Wooow dude, those vids are just the best things on Earth!

Much much appreciated fine sir. You Oppo's are such good people!

EL_ULY > MPA 04/08/2014 at 00:21

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damn dude, 1.7's are amazing for what it was putting down. You drove the car there right?

EL_ULY > Agrajag 04/08/2014 at 00:28

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lol, i can't stop watching the 3rd vid. HOly smokes that is just evil!

Agrajag > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 00:39

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Yes. A Mclaren M6 I believe, and you're welcome.

Agrajag > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 00:42

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Forgot this one.

MPA > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 00:51

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yup, street car - drove it there. It weighed 2940 with me in the driver's seat. Had no rear seat, no a/c, no spare, sound deadening removed, aluminum heads, etc. Was a 5 spd car.

Broke the trans, and got fed up - sold it and got into bikes lol. Now I'm back in a car

ReallyColorful > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 01:07

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That blows dude... Is your wife moving with you in the future or vice versa? She is very good looking by the way, and I mean that respectfully.

Have an NSX fart!

Stef Schrader > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 01:35

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I hope that one catches on, haha.

Svend > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 02:40

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No worries. You'll soon be together and she'll be safer.

Its not in the same league I know but there is this very special lady (aren't they all?) and she's not very well and I want to be with her just to look after her and get her better but I'm in the U.K. and she's eight time zones away on the west coast of America. It can be hard but concentrate on the end goal and you'll soon be together and it'll be like you weren't apart.

CAcoalminer > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 07:23

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Sorry to hear that but I'm glad your gorgeous gal is alright.

EL_ULY > CAcoalminer 04/08/2014 at 08:43

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Me too buddy thanks a bunch :]

The Ford GT flame is epic!!!

EL_ULY > Svend 04/08/2014 at 08:45

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Thanks buddy :]

Good luck on your situation as well sir. That is way further lol :] it's a lame feeling this invisible enemy called distance. I'm positive you're a tough dude.... dude :]

EL_ULY > Stef Schrader 04/08/2014 at 08:46

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lol dork :] Hope so as well lol

EL_ULY > ReallyColorful 04/08/2014 at 08:48

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Thanks buddy, an epic fart at that :] Very wallpaper worthy! Yeah she is coming to Houston with me very soon one all those immigration forms come in.

Must own an NSX one day \m/

EL_ULY > MPA 04/08/2014 at 08:50

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awesome! My very good friend Mycarneverruns87 has had many a Foxes in his day. Currently doing a clean and as light weight as possible LT1 swag project :] I would mind a low 12 DD coupe myself. Awesome ride dude.

EL_ULY > Agrajag 04/08/2014 at 08:51

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why can't all cars sound like this :'(

awesome \m/

CAcoalminer > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 10:23

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You're welcome.

Svend > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 13:37

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Time is truely an invisible enemy. I work nights (finish 06:00 GMT/UTC 22:00PDT) so only get an hour on the computer by the time I get home before she goes to bed and then I have to turn in myself (she has a daughter and can't be up too late, she sometime does. and has work in the morning. We send sporadic messages during the day though which is nice.

All the best with the future to both of you,

ReallyColorful > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 15:41

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ReallyColorful > EL_ULY 04/08/2014 at 22:25

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Sweet! Good luck with everything.

Hermann > EL_ULY 04/14/2014 at 20:08

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SHIIIIIT, man! I feel for you so much.

Me and me wife were robbed at gunpoint in January, and while I was standing with my arms up with one guy, another one went to the car and grabbed my wife... damn, it's the worst feeling in the world seeing this and be unable to do anything. I just prayed they wouldn't do anything to her. Worst part was when the secret location device (you have to press a button under the seat within 15 seconds of starting the car) cut the fuel. They went running back with their guns pointed. They eventually took off, but I know how it feels to be powerless against a situation like this. You don't even care how you're going out. You just care about her...

Glad your lady is okay. Let's load our guns, we have some hunting to do. No one messes with OUR ladies.

EL_ULY > Hermann 04/15/2014 at 00:01

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holy crap dude that is way too scary. Im so glad it didn't worse than that. Damn that is terrifying.Those scumbags wilk get whats coming to them. Bunch of low lifes

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > EL_ULY 04/15/2014 at 11:17

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Disgusting animals (the asshole guys, not the dog). I spent some time teaching my wife Judo (I'm a 3rd degree brown belt) but I doubt it would have helped 2 on 1 in that situation.

Unfortunately the right thing to do in that situation is give them the dog and avoid getting hurt yourself. It really, really sucks though. My dog probably would have tore them up.

Here's a MONTEGO ROAR:

EL_ULY > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/15/2014 at 11:31

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Yeah dude, my wife is actually a black belt (tae kwan do or however it is spelled lol). She's been in that since forever and received it in November. These were much old and bigger scumbags that just over powered her little 5ft self. Just glad it didn't eescalate any further like it does in most cases.

As for the engine roar... that isn't a Montego roar, it's THE Montego roar \m/!!!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > EL_ULY 04/15/2014 at 11:39

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I won't get into it too much giving the situation, but as as soon as someone is within a foot or two of you TKD is almost 100% useless(I'm sure she'll disagree :) ). You can go off the fact that my 2nd degree black belt in TKD cousin won't fight me, a brown belt in Judo lol. Either way, it was the smart self defense move to not engage them physically. I've taught a few self defense classes, I used to do them with a Judo black belt friend of mine for my wife's sorority when we were in college.

I'm glad you enjoyed the Montego, I hope it helped with the rage!

EL_ULY > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/15/2014 at 12:22

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that's awesome dude. I don't know too much in that area i've been in a couple scuffles with some asshole drunks and such and well.... I can take a hit lol. Enough to eventually reach a victory over normal folk. Avoiding the situation entirely is always my plan.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > EL_ULY 04/15/2014 at 12:24

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It's the smartest plan too. Like I've said, I've taught self defense classes, evade/avoid is the #1 rule. Never know if you fight back if a knife or a gun comes out next. I would only ever engage if absolutely necessary.

EL_ULY > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/15/2014 at 12:27

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very true sir