GUISE, GUISE! NICHOLAS CAGE'S DIABLO IS FOR SALE!!!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/07/2014 at 21:53 • Filed to: ebay

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1999 Lamborghini Diablo VT, 16,649 miles, $89,000.00 in Denver, Colorado. Only one problem though...

It's been slightly wrecked...

But dat gated shifter doe

V12 in the back

V12 in the front

I wonder how he wrecked it....

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Sn210 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 21:55

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I wonder if the lack of tread on the rear tires had anything to do with it...

daender > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 21:55

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Fuck the bodywork; pull it straight-enough, check for damaged/broken vital components, and paint over the scratches in orange. You have a Diablo for under 90k$, just drive the snot out of it and only look at it from the inside. Sell it later for more because it has "history."

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 21:55

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Fuck, I'd daily the shit outta that WITH the damage.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Sn210 04/07/2014 at 21:55

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Spaceball-Two > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 21:57

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Looks solid. As a Rock...

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 21:57

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Strip it. Rally it.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 21:58

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The owner who bought the car from Nicholas Cage was changing the lane to go on the Exit ramp and did not see a Saturn that pulled up to his right rear Quarter panel. This caused him to spin out damaging the other side Quarter panel which you can see in the pictures below.

Answer to your question!
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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 21:58

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But, you would have to be constantly chiefing on an impressively large joint and hot box the car all day every day.

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 21:59

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Bumping nothing but the finest Ol' Dirty Bastard.

Sn210 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 21:59

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Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 21:59

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Last I checked there was also an F430 6MT in Sacramento for sale that also belonged to Mr Cage.

It's slightly lowered, Scuderia Rosso over black leather, has tinted windows and a factory ECU tune.

Very nice

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 04/07/2014 at 21:59

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Are you a wizard?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 22:00

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Live and uncut.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Sn210 04/07/2014 at 22:01

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k

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 22:03

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I'd drive it.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 22:03

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This car

is a national treasure

YAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HammerheadFistpunch > Sn210 04/07/2014 at 22:04

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i guess it wasn't V enough T

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 22:07

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YES, YES IT HAS

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 22:13

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Yes.

scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 22:16

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Reminds me of a golf club.

Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 22:18

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Complete with certified celebrity-semi-wrecked status, and highly desirable bad headlight seals!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > scoob 04/07/2014 at 22:32

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like this one?

Dusty Ventures > Leadbull 04/07/2014 at 22:39

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hueyhusk > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 22:53

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this created LOLZ

hueyhusk > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 22:54

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**edit, I see this is the Alpine edition.

scoob > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 04/07/2014 at 22:55

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Funny. :P (I don't know anything about golf)

desertdog5051 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 23:00

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...And another $100k to repair. Thanks, not for me.

Leadbull > Dusty Ventures 04/07/2014 at 23:03

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I can't believe no one has made this joke, yet...

(•_•). ( •_•)>-. (_)

Cage it.

Scary__goongala! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2014 at 23:59

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7/10 would hoon. and also

PS9 > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 04/09/2014 at 23:08

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Frozen was R rated? LOL

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > PS9 04/09/2014 at 23:12

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NC17

Method82 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2014 at 10:14

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Exposed fastener. Garbage...