New Photoplasty from Cracked, What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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04/06/2014 at 12:16 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > chilango
04/06/2014 at 12:20

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#27 already pisses me off. Drivers and cyclists would get along swimmingly if we would ACTUALLY share the road. Bikes were here first, after all, so as much as I hate to admit it I think they're slightly more justified to get mad. But neither of us should. It's as simple as keeping to the right and using hand signals or just slowing down and moving three feet to the left.

#21... *sigh* I wish more people actually knew what feminism means.

I like #15 though. And #13. And I actually AM a Unitarian, so #12 is neat but very inaccurate. #4 is YES.

#1 is stupid, too.... It's called Goo Gone and it works wonders.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > chilango
04/06/2014 at 12:23

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Those "Honer Roll" stickers that soccer moms often have.

And I give two shits about your student because?

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Kinja'd!!! chilango > Rainbow
04/06/2014 at 12:25

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i do the latter... easier for me and the other party.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Rainbow
04/06/2014 at 12:28

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Aren't feminists those big meanies who want to ban my awesome video games because they have boobs in them? I know that this is true because some commenter on the internet said so.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > chilango
04/06/2014 at 12:29

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Same here. Besides it's easier to get mad at the slow cyclist when he's peddling along in your lane than when he's bleeding out under your car. I don't think people realize just how dangerous of a situation it can be.


Kinja'd!!! chilango > jkm7680
04/06/2014 at 12:31

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you... nailed it. my pet peeve are the anti/current president bumper stickers.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > chilango
04/06/2014 at 12:34

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Yeah, I keep seeing Bush stickers on Bro trucks. I'm going to start running around with goo gone, and a razor and start removing them.

Also, those "I'm a Liberal" stickers have no relevance on anybody but the driver. We understand that you are a proud liberal. But nobody really gives a fuck.


Kinja'd!!! chilango > jkm7680
04/06/2014 at 13:10

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Especially prevalent at WALMART....


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > jkm7680
04/06/2014 at 14:02

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Same with the "Don't Tread on Me" snakes that I see all over my part of the south. Except I give them a wide berth, because they're more likely to "stand their ground," if I set them off. Judging by how my stepfather-in-law acts, the mere existence of a "Coexist," "Human Rights Campaign," "Rainbow Flag," "Hope," or "Obama 2012," sticker would be enough to do so, anyway.

I am considering getting a "Pug Life" sticker for my wife's Passat, and maybe "what would the stig do?" for the Kia.