The Worst Places To Get Stung By A Bee: Nostril, Lip, Penis

"JACU - I've got bonifides." (jacu) 04/06/2014 at 09:46 • Filed to: None

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Science! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

jkm7680 > JACU - I've got bonifides. 04/06/2014 at 09:49

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Somewhat NSFW for the diagram. I sure wouldn't want to get caught with that on my computer at work.

crowmolly > JACU - I've got bonifides. 04/06/2014 at 09:56

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LOL @ examining both head and shaft.

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > JACU - I've got bonifides. 04/06/2014 at 09:57

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What do you have to do to get bees in your pants? This sounds like one of those things that can't be explained no matter what...

JACU - I've got bonifides. > Krieger (@FSKrieger22) 04/06/2014 at 09:57

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Science! ;)

Eutropius > JACU - I've got bonifides. 04/06/2014 at 09:58

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- Tiergarten charging into Nordkehre

- cockpit of an F18 about to touch down on a carrier

- In front of a dozen TV cameras while adressing the queen

JACU - I've got bonifides. > crowmolly 04/06/2014 at 09:59

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When using the scientific method to prove or disprove, one must be thorough?

KnowsAboutCars > Krieger (@FSKrieger22) 04/06/2014 at 10:01

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Record attempt of course! There is a Finnish man who holds a world record for sitting naked on ant nest for 2 hours and 10 minutes.

crowmolly > JACU - I've got bonifides. 04/06/2014 at 10:02

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Nah, upon further review it's the shaft vs. the beanbag. He should have done the front of the neck and inner thigh, too. Those spots are nasty, been stung there a few times.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > Eutropius 04/06/2014 at 10:10

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COTD!

Roberto G. > JACU - I've got bonifides. 04/06/2014 at 10:18

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When I was 15 a wasp got stuck inside my shirt while I was running my moped, and stung me on my left tit. I had just time to stop, puke my guts out and then I fainted. You should try that.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > Roberto G. 04/06/2014 at 10:23

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On my bucket list as we speak.

Slave2anMG > Krieger (@FSKrieger22) 04/06/2014 at 10:26

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All I know is that I was working in my yard and put my foot right next to a yellow jacket nest. A couple of the fuckers got far enough up my long pants leg to sting just above my knee. If I'd had on baggy shorts and been going commando...it could have gotten REALLY ugly.

fhrblig > JACU - I've got bonifides. 04/06/2014 at 10:38

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Around knuckles would be bad too. I had to get a numbing shot in my right hand at the bottom knuckle of my pointer finger, and I should have just let them stitch me up without anesthetic. It was the worst pain I'd ever felt up to that point. Then they left me in the room too long and it wore off, and they HAD TO DO IT AGAIN.

yamahog > JACU - I've got bonifides. 04/06/2014 at 10:56

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So in the upcoming beepocalypse, my lack of cock n balls shall be a superpower. Neat.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > yamahog 04/06/2014 at 10:57

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Nipples are a 7.

yamahog > JACU - I've got bonifides. 04/06/2014 at 11:10

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I had them pierced no problem. Bring it on, bee bitches.