Lasership. Stop doing this to me.

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 04/05/2014 at 19:41 • Filed to: STORY TIME, OH GOODY. I'M SO EXCITED. I DON'T THINK I SPELLED THAT RIGHT, DID I? I DID, OK THAT'S BETTER.

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This is the second time that this has happened. This story takes place Last Night

Sit criss-cross-applesauce, and get your apple juice. Because it’s story time

I order some shit from Amazon, I forget about it. Lasership delivers it.

s. I hear a knock on my door. I’m not expecting a package, but I might be. I look out the window, and a shitty old Plymouth Voyager is sitting outside running, with something that says “Ls” on the door. That’s all it says, and I have no fucking clue what that meant.

Knock Knock. I answer my door, with a large metal object in my hand. It’s a delivery guy, wearing a hood over his head and a box. I still have no clue what the hell he is doing at my house, I don’t remember ordering anything. Then I remember, “Headphones”, I ordered headphones sometime in the last couple months.

This is the SECOND time that I’ve had this exact experience. Sketchy van and everything.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680 04/05/2014 at 19:45

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I order some shit from Amazon

"Amazon", right......

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/05/2014 at 19:45

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Hahn?

jariten1781 > jkm7680 04/05/2014 at 19:55

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Lasership screwed up so many deliveries to my place that Amazon got tired of my bitching and told me they'd flagged my account not to use them anymore.

jkm7680 > jariten1781 04/05/2014 at 19:57

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You can do that? I'm going to Bitch up a storm now.

I did almost beat him over the head with a mag light.

jariten1781 > jkm7680 04/05/2014 at 20:08

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Yeah...my issue was that they would scan the package as delivered when they actually hadnt. Id hit up Amazon and they were always good about immediately reshipping with a different carrier. Then, a week plus later the package from lasership would arrive and Id have to ship it back. It was obnoxious.

jkm7680 > jariten1781 04/05/2014 at 20:14

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Same, For the first one they lost the package, and scanned it as delivered. They re-sent it, and I got it very, very late. For this one, the tracking listed it as delivered for over a week, then changed it to "In Transit."

Terrible company, terrible drivers. At least have them use company cars, and make them wear some sort of uniform.

jariten1781 > jkm7680 04/06/2014 at 10:59

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Their whole model is the pizza delivery model where the drivers provide their own cars so company cars are out. Uniorms and better signage should be done though.