Just So Y'all Know, My Keys Have More Horsepowers Than Yours

"Mikeado" (mikeado) 04/04/2014 at 10:24 • Filed to: TURBO, Keyrings, SWAG, Michael Schumacher, Bahrain GP

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Today I got this BITCHIN' turbo keyring I got from eBay. When you blow into it, it spins the turbine and it makes wooshing noises!! If I blow at the right rate, it sounds like a hairdryer...

Here's the maker's demo vid. I can get it to be pretty loud by myself!

P.S. I love the Oppo signature thing today. Plus Schumi's waking up! What a great day!!

Even Kimi is celebrating with his Prancing Catfis— I mean, Prancing Horse!

spanfucker retire bitch > Mikeado 04/04/2014 at 10:29

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Without an engine to attach it to, a turbo makes exactly as much as horsepower as my key does.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mikeado 04/04/2014 at 10:30

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Just don't put it on a Cobalt's keys...

Opposite Locksmith > Mikeado 04/04/2014 at 10:31

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reigntastic bait

Mikeado > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/04/2014 at 10:32

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I've put it on my house keys. Now I can open doors FASTER!

marvthegrate > Mikeado 04/04/2014 at 10:46

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It reminds me of my wedding ring. Carbon fiber + titanium = PERFORMANCE.

Reigntastic > Opposite Locksmith 04/04/2014 at 10:47

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JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Mikeado 04/04/2014 at 10:53

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I just bought one.

Mikeado > marvthegrate 04/04/2014 at 10:57

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OMG awesome! May your marriage be strong but not heavy. Or something.

Reigntastic > Opposite Locksmith 04/04/2014 at 11:02

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Want to help me install an alternator this weekend? :)

Opposite Locksmith > Reigntastic 04/04/2014 at 11:04

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I would love to, but I'm gonna be in Austin, or pleasing my old lady (engineering degree)

Reigntastic > Opposite Locksmith 04/04/2014 at 11:06

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Slut! Understandable though. I'll have to come visit one of these weekends.

marvthegrate > Mikeado 04/04/2014 at 11:14

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It's got added lightness.

Eric the RC guy > marvthegrate 04/04/2014 at 11:24

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I believe that may be the same ring I have.

Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/04/2014 at 11:43

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While I was at the service counter today someone came in about that asking if their keys were too much. They had to have had like 50 god damned keys hanging from the keychain. YES THATS TOO MANY

marvthegrate > Eric the RC guy 04/04/2014 at 11:51

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The only way to improve performance is to add racing stripes. I have been waffling between red or yellow for the racing stripe. What do you think?

Eric the RC guy > marvthegrate 04/04/2014 at 11:53

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I always like red on black better than yellow on black

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Mikeado 04/04/2014 at 12:15

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Can I have a link to the item if its still available? I want it!

Opposite Locksmith > Reigntastic 04/04/2014 at 12:45

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I'll show you a good time ;)

Opposite Locksmith > Reigntastic 04/04/2014 at 12:45

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Hookers and blow*

Mikeado > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/04/2014 at 13:36

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I'm in the UK, and got mine hither - CLICKETH

There are a load of them on American eBay though if you just search "Turbo keychain." They might not make the same sound, though. This looks like the same sort of thing.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Mikeado 04/04/2014 at 14:02

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Thanks! I will be ordering one soon for sure!