"CRider" (crider)
04/04/2014 at 01:09 • Filed to: None
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"CRider" (crider)
04/04/2014 at 01:09 • Filed to: None | 0
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All vehicles are to be considered in the condition they are shown in the photos, and cannot be changed or modified.
vdub_nut: scooter snob
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 01:14 |
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DD prius
Track the motorcycle for maximum trolling and death defiance
Burn the shart car
Twism
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 01:15 |
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It's not that hard, since they are ALL pink. the shame factor is pretty much the same anyway.
DD the prii, for them sick MPGzzz
track the bike, with a matching pink suit and helmet.
burn the smart. fuck this atrocity.
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 01:16 |
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Track the bike because it'll be going fast enough that no one will be able to see the decals
DD the Prius, because hey, at least it's not beige!
Burn the Smart because, well, it's a Smart. It don't need to be pink for me to hate it.
That being said, I see a pink car and I want to paint it flat black.
Zibodiz
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 01:19 |
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DD the Smart. Why? Convertible! Convertibles can take the most mundane asinine moment and turn it into a day on the beach. They're like a mini-vacation on your commute home from your sucky job to your dumpy house. They're like flip-flops you get to drive.
Track the CBR. Because that's what CBRs are made for. Besides, how much sweeter would a win be if you beat someone while riding a Hello Kitty bike. And if you lose? He's not going to be bragging about "outracing the Hello Kitty bike." It's a win either way.
Burn the Prius. Because nothing can save a Prius. Not even an eyesore color.
Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 01:26 |
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DD the Smart - Engine and powered wheels are at the back.
Track The CBR - Obviously..
Burn the Prius - I'd like to expose the Lithium in the batteries to water first, for a full inferno.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Zibodiz
04/04/2014 at 01:35 |
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I second all of it.
samssun
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 03:13 |
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Can't modify? Ok, controlled slide to strip the paint, then DD+Track+Burn (rubber) for the bike. Perhaps the other two can be arranged into some sort of bike shelter.
Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 03:44 |
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Zibodiz has a point. DD smart, track (after someone teaches me how) the bike and burn the Prius.
Dunnik
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 04:51 |
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DD the Prius. Ugh.
Track the Hello Kitty Crotch Rocket. Shrug.
Burn the Smrt Kar. Burn it with fire.
Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
> Zibodiz
04/04/2014 at 05:55 |
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The recommend button's crapped out on me... dammit Tiger.
yamahog
> Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
04/04/2014 at 08:02 |
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You gotta click on the timestamp to go to "Zibodiz's thread" and then you can recommend it.
Slave2anMG
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 08:50 |
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DD the smart.
Track the Prius...provided the track is a demo derby. Plus Muro sez hybrids are great.
Burn that bike thing. Please.
Frosted
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 09:40 |
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DD Prius. Yes we hate them but they get great gas mileage and aren't as silly as those Smart convertibles are. Track the bike because it's a bike and more racey than anything else here. Burn the Smart because it's eugh.
therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
> CRider
04/04/2014 at 18:13 |
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DD the Smart
Track the Motorcycle
BURN THA PRIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!