"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/03/2014 at 13:23 • Filed to: None

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I predict a 157% chance that that wheelie bar is never going to touch the ground.

MonkeePuzzle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/03/2014 at 13:25

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well of course not, that rear wing is going to keep the car level!

Reigntastic > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/03/2014 at 13:25

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Nah bro that sick wing produces so much downforce that he had to get the bar.

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/03/2014 at 13:26

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Nah, he just forgot to take the grocery cart wheels off after the conversion.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/03/2014 at 13:28

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It's probably glued on to the bumper and will fall right off anyway if it ever does (in reality it will fall off with bumper in tow by getting caught on a curb while parking or going over a speed bump).

CAR_IS_MI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/03/2014 at 13:30

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They could hit a pot hole causing the wheelie bar to touch the ground...

hangus77 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/03/2014 at 13:31

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If I had a dollar for every time I have seen a front-wheel drive car to a rear-wheel stand, I would have to punch myself in the face. Right in the face.

cazzyodo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/03/2014 at 13:33

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And a .157% chance that the wheelie bar would do anything if the time called for it.

crowmolly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/03/2014 at 14:19

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Speed bumps?