If you haven't...

"AthomSfere" (AthomSfere) 04/02/2014 at 22:05 • Filed to: adt, safety, hooter, horn, wtf, out of context, reventon, security

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If you haven't read !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! : Do it!

There are some real gems in there:

Exhibit a:

" use your hooter to attract attention."

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > AthomSfere 04/02/2014 at 22:13

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Was expecting a How-To . Disappointed

Bandit > AthomSfere 04/02/2014 at 22:16

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So basically you're screwed if you drive a jeep with the doors off? I as also expecting a how to article... I was disappointed.

Buick Mackane > AthomSfere 04/02/2014 at 22:18

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How about "never leave your car window open more than 5cm"? That alone will confound most of us Americans, the metric system. Or this, "Avoid driving when the roads are quiet." WTF?

Singhjr96 > AthomSfere 04/02/2014 at 22:22

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Use your honker to attract attention. WHO IN THE HELL SAYS HONKER? british people?

Simplify, then add beer > AthomSfere 04/02/2014 at 23:05

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I was in total disbelief at the paranoia, then I saw it was a South African website.

They have areas like this:

Then there is this story...

FYI here's how they get it done:

AthomSfere > Bandit 04/02/2014 at 23:48

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LOL, since you are the second asker, maybe I will find a set of those kinds of tips.

AthomSfere > Singhjr96 04/02/2014 at 23:49

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It said "hooter".

And the phrase "use your hooter to attract attention" sounds illegal in most places.

Singhjr96 > AthomSfere 04/02/2014 at 23:50

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*hooter autocorrect. See even apple doesn't use that term. Sounds like something that belongs in a hand guide for hookers.

AthomSfere > Simplify, then add beer 04/02/2014 at 23:50

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Did they take his shoes too?