Y'all Can Suck

"Victorious Secret" (victorioussecret) 04/02/2014 at 13:30 • Filed to: None

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In better news, I just successfully interviewed for a research coordinator position for a new oncology study being started at my university. So...who all needed drugs again?

CalzoneGolem > Victorious Secret 04/02/2014 at 13:33

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I don't need drugs. Drugs need me.

Did I say that out loud?

Did I say that out loud?

Am I saying this out loud?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 04/02/2014 at 13:39

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You aren't saying that out loud. The drugs are.

davedave1111 > Victorious Secret 04/02/2014 at 13:39

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Fairly recently, my sister's doctor decided out of the blue that she might have ADHD, for some reason. She was given a three month prescription for the most common med, tried it for about two days, and the effects were clearly negative. Doctor Quackquack then tried her on every other variant med going, again prescribing three months worth at a time, none of which were any better.

She was pretty much fine to start with, but now she's fine and has about half a kilo of pharmaceutical grade speed as well.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Victorious Secret 04/02/2014 at 13:40

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In other news, there's a new uncoology study being started, to study your uncool.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/02/2014 at 13:44

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Thanks tiny man in my head!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 04/02/2014 at 13:46

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You're welcome.

*Goes back to scheduling next earworm, because somebody's gotta*

*ponders Devo*

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > davedave1111 04/02/2014 at 13:47

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PARTY AT DAVEDAVE'S SISTER'S HOUSE

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/02/2014 at 13:48

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Q: Are we not men?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 04/02/2014 at 13:49

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We are DEVO.

*earworm established: smoke break*

deekster_caddy > davedave1111 04/02/2014 at 13:54

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A regular doctor shouldn't be making ADD or ADHD diagnosis. Helping to prescribe meds, yes. But a psychiatrist should be involved in the diagnosis. It could very well be something else.

davedave1111 > deekster_caddy 04/02/2014 at 14:11

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I was oversimplifying for the sake of the joke, but there's a reason I called him Doctor Quackquack.

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 04/02/2014 at 14:29

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You're not saying it out loud. But you're typing it at quite a high volume!

CalzoneGolem > spanfucker retire bitch 04/02/2014 at 14:44

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I can smell people looking at me.

deekster_caddy > davedave1111 04/02/2014 at 14:56

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That did not go unnoticed!

lonestranger > Victorious Secret 04/03/2014 at 01:49

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