Of Happenings!! A Girl Wants to do Car Stuff With Me!!

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
04/02/2014 at 00:45 • Filed to: Of Happenings!

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EDIT: She ditched me for a party because it was "raining" outside... :(

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FINALLY, I get to use this for a good reason!

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Here's what happened:

There's this girl I know who goes to my college. She walked past me yesterday morning in the atrium(our main area for doing stuff) as I was watching a video on aftermarket cat backs for the ST; she walked over asking what I was doing other than I was looking stuff up on YouTube for it. I told her I had received a new car but not what it was, though it was apparent with my keys on the table that it was. Then I told her it was an ST and that I was learning how to drive it, she somehow knew it was a stick and said she'd been driving a Fiesta manual for like two months and I was like "I like where this is going...". So I asked her if she liked cars; her response being that while she didn't love them, she does have an appreciation for them and was interested to learn more about cars if given the opportunity I'm like "THIS IS PERFECT!" So not only did I invited her to come to our Friday meets on Woodward, but to even drive my car! AND SHE ACCEPTED!

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And she gave me her number! Never before has this happened to me! I'm interested and excited to see where this goes! :)

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I'M...

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SOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!

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DISCUSSION (46)


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 00:50

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First date: car meet.

Second date: your wedding


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > E30Joe drives a Subaru
04/02/2014 at 00:52

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One step at a time now! If I plat my cards right(I was gonna use a horrible clutch joke/if I find the biting point of the clutch :P ) Who knows what could happen!!


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 00:55

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Better get the relationship in gear


Yay for automotive puns


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > E30Joe drives a Subaru
04/02/2014 at 00:57

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YES! But how does one relationship? Do I let the clutch out easy? Dump the clutch? Wait....that doesn't sound right

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Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 00:59

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He's on my other screen, saying that exact thing right now...
Oh, and congrats!


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 00:59

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You grab on to her

You grab on to her and you never let go, you hear me?


Kinja'd!!! CRider > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 01:00

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APRIL FOOLS! That's the number to an escort service.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > offroadkarter
04/02/2014 at 01:01

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I hear you, loud and clear!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ddavidn
04/02/2014 at 01:02

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HAHA THANKS!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CRider
04/02/2014 at 01:04

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Y U DO DIS :P


Kinja'd!!! CRider > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 01:09

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I mean, you could just be the luckiest sonnova bitch on Earth today... But as I can't trust anything today, I'm going to assume the worst. It seems a little too good. Or you're the one playing the prank.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CRider
04/02/2014 at 01:10

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These are facts... But this is no joke, and it's April 2nd where I am, therefore this is LEGIT! :)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ddavidn
04/02/2014 at 01:13

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you know the one of him in the rain?

Yeah that's me.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/02/2014 at 01:15

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Not actually sure I do, what episode is it from?


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 01:15

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Second gear launch because your relation is a Subaru :)


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 01:17

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Damn, that's awesome man! You're living the dream, I know y'all ain't going steady or something but so many of us have played out such a scenario in our minds, haha. I hope the date(?) goes well!

Now I'm pitying myself because I'm one of those people...

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > E30Joe drives a Subaru
04/02/2014 at 01:18

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I'm not the best understanding when it comes to car jokes, but the smiley face at the end must mean good things :)


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
04/02/2014 at 01:21

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She is the impossible girl I've been looking for! The girl that actually takes an interest in cars!

Umm I'm not sure if this actually counts as a date? Neither one of us used the word and I'm not sure either of us even thought of that; but I can change that I think :P


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 01:21

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Humping. Humping is what could happen.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
04/02/2014 at 01:21

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Should I ask if this is a date??


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 01:27

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Not knowing all the details about you two, I couldn't give a straight answer. But, it certainly sounds like it, the way you asked if she wanted to come to the meet.

Are you picking her up?

If its not, and you want to make it a date, maybe consider taking her to lunch afterward and wear something that's not an oil-stained blipshift shirt, haha.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
04/02/2014 at 01:37

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Wow. It's that easy? Who woulda thought.... She did very willingly accept.

We're taking my car, and along the way, she's gonna try to drive my ST. If she wants, I can take her out for sushi before or after the meet.


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 01:40

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Damn, sushi? The man knows how to show a woman a nice time. What time's the meet? It depends on that, I suppose.

I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic in the first line, haha.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
04/02/2014 at 01:43

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She loves sushi, and I love sushi! It makes perfect sense! :)

being sarcastic about how "she very willingly accepted"? No sarcasm here. But about how easy it is to ask a girl out to do something? That wasn't sarcasm either. This is a genuine first for me!


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 01:46

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In all seriousness tho, I met a gorgeous girl in my cisco networking class who was really into cars and especially liked old school 60's Pontiacs (her dad has 2 69 le manses) and worked for a porsche dealer delivering cars to clients. In the first 5 minutes of hanging out she said "so the exhaust on your car sounds pretty crazy, what'd you do to it?"

Sadly I found out some months later that her heart belongs to another (who drives a VW GTI. That wasn't just a knife in the chest, that was a serrated machete) and I haven't talked to her since finals in December which was my last semester.

Play this right and you'll be of much happy. Every car guy wants a girl who likes cars as much as he does.


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 01:49

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Oh, ok. xD It sounded a little bit and I was worried I was sounding like a jerk. I can't ever tell over the internet.

I think you've got nothing to worry about, sounds like you know the girl that you're taking out. If you two have a great time together, definitely set up a more formal date to make your intentions clear, the last thing you want is to make her think you're leading her on. Have fun!

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > offroadkarter
04/02/2014 at 01:53

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I'm sorry for your loss. I'll take that advice very close and hope for the best!


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 01:58

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I'm not meaning to kill your vibe, its 2am and I'm still pissed that my trans I just rebuilt has to be rebuilt again.

Go let this girl drive your stick. Afterwards, get her to drive your stick.

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
04/02/2014 at 01:58

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THANKS! I THINK I GOT THIS!

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > offroadkarter
04/02/2014 at 02:00

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I see what you did there....

Sorry about your trans though. If you don't mind me asking, what's up with it? Car?


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 02:03

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das it mane


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 02:20

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You lucky Opponaut. That's one in.......um.....something big number!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
04/02/2014 at 02:21

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Haha thanks! It most certainly is a big something number!


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 02:23

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Its for my 85 745i, I had to replace the A pack clutches which burnt out and I took the valve body assembly out to add a helper spring to the shift solenoid. What nobody told me, and I had no idea because this is the first time I've EVER done ANY sort of trans work in my life, is that the shift arm on the trans case has to fit into a slot on the manual valve arm. I didn't do that, and when I tried shifting the trans it put the manual valve lever where it wasn't supposed to be. I had no neutral and no reverse, they both became forward gears. So during all this "why the fuck isn't this going into all its gears" testing on jack stands, I apparently managed to toast at least the A pack clutch set again. The A pack is responsible for all forward motion no matter what gear it is.

So yeah, friday I gotta tear it all out and see what I messed up again. The only upside is since I already did this job once, I should be able to tear it out in half the time. I just gotta organize the bolts better so I have less "oh shit, where does this go!?!!!?!?" moments.

This is what I took out last time, I expect to find something close to it again. This is a clutch pack, its supposed to have material on the surface, not be bare steel.

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > offroadkarter
04/02/2014 at 02:30

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I see. Well I'm sorry to say I cannot help you with your situation, but I do wish you best of luck with the repairs!


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 09:59

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Mazel Tov!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/02/2014 at 10:51

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Haven't seen that one yet...


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ddavidn
04/02/2014 at 12:20

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Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/02/2014 at 12:33

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Ahh, poor sad Tennant.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/02/2014 at 18:57

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if anything goes wrong I may need to borrow that one.... :P


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/02/2014 at 20:25

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Gooby pls.


Kinja'd!!! ZiptieMcBumper > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/04/2014 at 23:56

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Probably been said before, but:

Girl who drives stick and is interested enough in cars to talk to you about them = keeper.

If she properly downshifts, you marry her on the spot.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ZiptieMcBumper
04/05/2014 at 00:05

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http://karlw911.kinja.com/of-sadennings-…


Kinja'd!!! ZiptieMcBumper > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/05/2014 at 00:14

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seriously, that sucks.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ZiptieMcBumper
04/05/2014 at 00:17

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I remember that episode. Yeah, I felt pretty shitty after she texted me that she was going to a party instead. Still kinda feel shitty... :(


Kinja'd!!! ZiptieMcBumper > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/05/2014 at 00:23

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Yeah, I remember that episode, too. WHEN IT ORIGINALLY AIRED.

No point to that, I'm just really old.

This may be the optimist in me talking, but maybe she wanted you to come to the party with her.