OPPO Winner: How Much Horsepower Have You Owned?

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04/02/2014 at 11:11 • Filed to: Horsepower

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Doug won by over 4000 horsepower. Yep.

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In terms of average per vehicle, Doug won again. But it was closer!

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DISCUSSION (50)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:14

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125,000 Hp. I win.

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Hehe, kidding...


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:19

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Shit I never got in on this.

2001 Volvo S60 - 168HP
1990 Honda Civic DX - 92HP
2000 BMW 323i - 170HP
2011 Chevy Silverado 1500 - 300HP
1985 BMW 318i - 105HP
2001 Jeep Cherokee - 190HP
1978 Volvo 242 (DOHC Swap) - 160HP
2013 Ford Focus ST - 252HP
1992 Mazda Miata (1.8 Swap) - 131HP
1995 Dodge Stealth - 222HP

Total - 1790HP
Average - 179HP


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:19

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Time to make personal friends with Doug.


Kinja'd!!! Xentron Holy Reaper of Worlds > jkm7680
04/01/2014 at 20:21

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Wanna bet?

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Can't find mine for some reason...oh well.

Sorry.

In all seriousness, my condolences to all involved.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:23

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I realized that I did not include a 1984 Monte Carlo that I very briefly owned which would have increased my total enough to tie Doug. **Cough** 150hp **Cough**


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Xentron Holy Reaper of Worlds
04/01/2014 at 20:23

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Hahaha, Sorry to hear it was stolen. Somebody found it on Craigslist, if you want it back.

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:25

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I forgot to circle back to the post and figure my numbers out. I suck.

I just estimated it without looking up the HP figures for the cars I owned years ago. I think I could have been in second place. I estimated 2800 HP. Average of 220 though, which isn't close to 2nd place .

Man Doug has had a lot of cars. And a ton of high power cars to average nearly 300HP!


Kinja'd!!! NinetyQ > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:28

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I missed this. 324 for me with an average of 162.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:34

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I'd just like to point out that my loss - close to half as much as the next lowest guy - was pretty spectacular too.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:37

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My two cars combined aren't even one good car. Ouch! 92 hp Ford Tempo plus 116 hp Cavalier with the 5 spd. I knew my Cavalier was faster than my Tempo.


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:38

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1991 Pontiac Grand Prix: 145HP (1997-2001)

1987 Volvo 240GL: 125HP (2004)

2002 Dodge Dakota 230HP (2001-current)

1961 Chevrolet Corvair: 80HP (2013-current)

Total: 580

Average: 145

Current: 310


Kinja'd!!! hethoughtofcars > jkm7680
04/01/2014 at 20:42

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No wonder they get such terrible mileage..


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > jkm7680
04/01/2014 at 20:46

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Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > jkm7680
04/01/2014 at 20:46

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Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:47

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215hp total and average


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:48

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Right! My 747 gets -10 mph though.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > No Prius Needed
04/01/2014 at 20:49

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Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:54

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Did not expect to be in the top 3 for total HP, at all...


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > jkm7680
04/01/2014 at 20:54

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But I didn't actually post anything. I accidently hit reply to you and then hit cancel... so I guess its a different type of kinja.


Kinja'd!!! MPA > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 20:55

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Damn - I didn't see this. My totals are - all hp I used were stock #s, not including any modifications I did

Total: 3,498

Avg: 159.00


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > No Prius Needed
04/01/2014 at 21:06

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Oh, then it's just Kinja being Kinja. Haha


Kinja'd!!! hethoughtofcars > Trunk Impaired 318
04/01/2014 at 21:09

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/ranks-ranked-1…

Honestly, I think Opponauts are younger in general. Plenty of high school and college kids... I post on west coast time when most of the east coast is getting ready for bed... but, otherwise, congrats!


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 21:19

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Very true, and not to mention that I still own all of these cars save the '97 ti


Kinja'd!!! Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 21:20

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Well we have 40+ cars in the collection with a few race cars so the figure would be pretty high. We have a huge Volvo military truck that would have a considerable amount of HP as well, but its quite slow.


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > jkm7680
04/01/2014 at 21:25

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Kinja will never cease to amaze


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > No Prius Needed
04/01/2014 at 21:30

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Haha, today was a very glitchy day for Kinja. I blame the Tiger.


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > jkm7680
04/01/2014 at 21:33

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It could just be pulling an april fools joke on us.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > No Prius Needed
04/01/2014 at 21:41

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Haha, that may be it. Everything has gone wonky today.


Kinja'd!!! TurboSloth > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:12

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YEAH! IM NOT LAST!


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:13

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/yeah-i-got-dou…

I meant to put this to your original post...


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:14

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Wow with only two cars I have a pretty high average horsepower rating, suddenly I feel like a bad ass


Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:20

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Hmm, I somehow missed this. Would have come in second with the current cars. Go back 3 years and I'd be over 3500. A fun mental exercise to say the least.


Kinja'd!!! Nothing > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:20

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Man, I'm too lazy. I'm on vehicle #27, about half of them trucks, about another half of the 27 modified. Highest HP vehicle, 400hp, lowest, 67. Totalish 5700hp, rough average comes to 211/vehicle. Man those 70s/80 V8s were dogs.


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:31

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I totally missed this. D'oh. Here's my "me too." Boy, did I piss away a lot of money on cars.

1986 Buick LeSabre 150

1996 Mustang V6 150

1995 Corvette 300

1958 Corvette 200

1997 A8 300

1995 Cadillac El Dorado 275

1962 Corvair 80

2000 S4 290 (it was modified)

1995 Tahoe 200

1967 Coupe de Ville 340

1992 Range Rover 180

2003 Audi Allroad 250

2000 BWM M5 400 (357 at the wheels)

Ford Contour SVT 200

That's 3315, and we can bonus some more if we include hangars and spouses.

This is all stuff I drove. This doesn't include cars that my wife drives. We'd have to add in

2005 Volvo XC 90, 2004 Touareg, 2003 Audi Allroad, 2006 Honda Odyssey. I'm not including those for various reasons :D

1969 Grumman Yankee 115 horsepower [ I don't think airplanes count ]


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:36

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wooh! Second highest average!!!!

I'll go drift that one corner in celebration


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:38

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I didnt do it, but Ill do now :P lets seeee... 65' VW Beetle with non stock engine, I'll estimate 80 hp, 97' Explorer Sport - 210 hp, 2013 Chevy Cruze - 138 hp, and my 06' 350Z - 300 hp added up to a total of 728 hp, and a average of 182.


Kinja'd!!! gettingtiredofmakingnewburners > Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken
04/02/2014 at 11:38

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I missed this poll, but I've owned 1092 total horsepower with the following in chronological order since 2003:

1992 Pontiac Sunbird - 110

1994 Volvo 850 - 167

1999 Toyota Corolla - 130

1978 Yamaha XS650 - 50

2005 Mazdaspeed MX-5 - 200

2009 Kawasaki KLR650/705 - 48

1979 Yamaha SR500 - 30

1999 Chevrolet Blazer - 190

2013 Mazda MX-5 - 167

Good fun with low powered stuff.


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > KirkyV
04/02/2014 at 11:40

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What are you driving anyway? Beetle?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:40

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Crap, I missed this. (going on manf. in wiki)

1986 BMW 535i - 182HP

1990 BMW 525i - 170HP

1992 BMW 325i - 189HP

1995 BMW M3 - 240HP

1999 Audi A6 Avant Quattro 200HP

2000 Mercedes-Benz E320 221hp

2009 Chevy Silverado 315HP

Total: 1517HP

AVG: 216.71

Going to look at a 2004 XC70 on Saturday :]


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:49

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How did I miss this? Ah, Sunday post. Here's my list:

1978 Chevy Malibu Classic Wagon - 180
1998 Chevy Silverado 5.7L - 255
1994 Ford Probe GT - 210 (not stock)
1992 Toyota MR2 Turbo - 260 (not stock)
1998 Acura Integra GS-R - 220 (not stock)
2005 VW Jetta 2.5 - 150
2008 VW Tiguan - 200
2011 Volvo XC90 3.2 - 230
1986 Porsche 944 - 155
2008 BMW 535i - 300
2003 BMW M5 - 400
2003 BMW 325iT - 184

Total: 22744HP
Average: 228.66HP

I currently have 994HP sitting at my house.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 11:52

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Dang I missed this one! I've owned 678 hp with an average of 226.

After my upgrades I will have owned 753 hp with an average of 251.

110 (jetta) + 203 (fivehundred) + 365/440 (before/after upgrades on SHO).


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > CPT Speedbump
04/02/2014 at 11:57

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Small French hatchback.


Kinja'd!!! Firewrx234 > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 12:02

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Well, I missed this cool post.

Here's mine:

2004 Dodge Neon - 132 HP
2000 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP - 240 HP
1998 Blazer - 190 HP
1999 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP - 240 HP
2006 Dodge Charger R/T - 340 HP

Total - 1142 HP
Avg - 228.4 hp/veh

Not too bad :)


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 12:02

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Just figured mine up...and I'd have been pretty much in the middle of both lists with a total of 849 and an average of 141.5.


Kinja'd!!! multiple wheels for each day of the week > MPA
04/02/2014 at 12:15

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total 1963 HP

average 140.x

Not to bad


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > KirkyV
04/02/2014 at 12:42

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Looks like it'd be fun to drive


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > CPT Speedbump
04/02/2014 at 12:51

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Yup! I certainly wouldn't mind a little more power, though.


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > KirkyV
04/02/2014 at 12:54

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I hope thats how you drive everywhere too, that's what id do if i had a small low power car, haha :P and we all wouldn't mind a little more power ;) Id like another 200 from my Z :P


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > CPT Speedbump
04/02/2014 at 13:07

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(He gets to the 106 at the end, but everything - minus his issues with the gearbox - he says about the Citroen applies to it, too.)

I try, but I'm not quite as nuts as the rally guy. It's a brilliantly chuckable little car though - it, and its mechanically identical twin, the Citroen Saxo, were the best handling cars in their class - and the tiny engine means you can spend most of your time with your foot up against the firewall. It only weighs 1631 lbs, too, so even with just 59 horses it's not the slowest thing on the road.

I like it enough that, for my next car, I'm planning to just buy a more powerful version of what I've already got.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > hethoughtofcars
04/02/2014 at 13:55

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well, i'm not on the bottom, so thats good!