Funniest Craigslist Ad Ever

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
04/01/2014 at 16:35 • Filed to: Found On Craigslist

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http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/4374284409…

For a Dodge Ram.

Exact Quotation Below.

"You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn't give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he's already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts. If you are looking for the kind of Truck that has to be pansy parked in the garage, Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. This thing has a Long Bed rhino lined so you can rinse the blood out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands."


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Reigntastic > jkm7680
04/01/2014 at 16:53

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Looks a lot like that funny wrangler ad that was posted a few months back.


Kinja'd!!! catkam623 misses his 944 > jkm7680
04/06/2014 at 00:54

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I would pay someone to call the seller pretending to be gay.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > catkam623 misses his 944
04/06/2014 at 11:50

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Haha, I might have to give that a shot.


Kinja'd!!! catkam623 misses his 944 > jkm7680
04/06/2014 at 12:44

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Make sure you let him know you're interested in his truck to take your friends to whatever the gay bar in his town is:)