Little Known Fact #108

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/01/2014 at 15:47 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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In the very back of every AMC Gremlin owner's manual is a warning:

Never run your Gremlin through an automated car wash, and never, ever, fill it up with gasoline after midnight.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! hethoughtofcars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 15:49

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...But midnight in what time zone?!?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 15:51

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Whichever the car is located in.


Kinja'd!!! hethoughtofcars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 15:53

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You are literally no fun.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 15:54

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But every hour is after midnight. We're 16 hours after today's midnight.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hermann
04/01/2014 at 16:01

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Do you wish people a "Good After Midnight or Good Afternoon"?


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 16:14

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My father used to say "good morning" in spanish to all people (we're german), regardless of time of the day. I follow his tradition.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hermann
04/01/2014 at 16:16

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So, you do not say good After Midnight then?


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 16:51

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Nope.

But it doesn't matter. What matters is Gremlins are very confusing.