"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/01/2014 at 15:47 • Filed to: Little Known Facts | 9 | 8 |
In the very back of every AMC Gremlin owner's manual is a warning:
Never run your Gremlin through an automated car wash, and never, ever, fill it up with gasoline after midnight.
hethoughtofcars
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 15:49 | 2 |
...But midnight in what time zone?!?
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> hethoughtofcars
04/01/2014 at 15:51 | 0 |
Whichever the car is located in.
hethoughtofcars
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 15:53 | 0 |
You are literally no fun.
Hermann
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 15:54 | 0 |
But every hour is after midnight. We're 16 hours after today's midnight.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Hermann
04/01/2014 at 16:01 | 0 |
Do you wish people a "Good After Midnight or Good Afternoon"?
Hermann
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 16:14 | 0 |
My father used to say "good morning" in spanish to all people (we're german), regardless of time of the day. I follow his tradition.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Hermann
04/01/2014 at 16:16 | 0 |
So, you do not say good After Midnight then?
Hermann
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 16:51 | 0 |
Nope.
But it doesn't matter. What matters is Gremlins are very confusing.