![]() 03/31/2014 at 23:50 • Filed to: RUN, BEARS | ![]() | ![]() |
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
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Aaaaaaaaand there goes my Epilepsy.
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HOLD ON, LET ME GET MY JALOPNIK MANUAL ON HOW TO DEAL WITH RUNNING BEARS
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You don't have to outrun the bear. Just your epilepsy. Er, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
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If this is your way of subtlety alerting us to the fact that Kinja is changing again...
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And I ruuuuun.... I run so far awaaaaaaayy...
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Quick, up that tree. We'll be safe there.
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Foreshadowing: They're gonna roll out another new version of the site in the next few days called Bear. And this is gonna be hidden on the page somewhere.
![]() 04/01/2014 at 00:04 |
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[you] couldn't get away ?!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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You should see him drive.
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![]() 04/01/2014 at 10:32 |
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you don't have to outrun the bear, just one other person with you.
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... /?bear=off?
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All it says here is Miata, Miata, Miata, Miata, Miata, Miata......
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WATCH OUT IT IS BEARING DOWN ON US
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Nice "Flock of Seagulls" reference.
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Section 5-C: In regards to bears.
"What should I do when being chased by a bear?"
Answer: Miata
Damnit! It seemed like such a clever answer at the time!
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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR