"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/31/2014 at 22:48 • Filed to: None

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http://timecube.com/

Frank Grimes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2014 at 22:52

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Who wrote that cuz they need to quit religion or whatever and learn to read and write.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2014 at 22:53

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WAT

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Frank Grimes 03/31/2014 at 22:54

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I think it was actually Orlove

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2014 at 22:54

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See, now, what you're supposed to do for April Fools' isn't just to post a link to Timecube, it's to write out a long detailed astrology thing that cites Timecube/quotes Timecube repeatedly, so people only gradually catch on. Refer to it as the astrological work of Tim Kuib or something.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/31/2014 at 22:55

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Ok wait. You have not in fact seen/heard of TimeCube before?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/31/2014 at 22:56

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It isn't April Fool's day just yet my friend...

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2014 at 22:56

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www.thewisesthuman.com

Leadbull > Frank Grimes 03/31/2014 at 22:56

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Gene Ray, the wisest human.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/31/2014 at 22:57

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no can you Explain it

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Frank Grimes 03/31/2014 at 22:57

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Folk wisdom on Timecube lays $20 on paranoid schizophrenia.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2014 at 22:58

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I completely forgot this exists, shit, now everyone is going to get brainwashed. It was a thing freshmen year at my college and people would just go around drawling the time cube. And by people, I mean my friends, le trolls.

Blondude > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2014 at 23:02

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Is this what the internet looked like 15 years ago?

Leadbull > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/31/2014 at 23:02

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4 corners

4 days

cubic wisdom

public education is BAD MATH

IGNORE CUBIC MATH AT YOUR OWN PERIL

Sunset

sunrise

midday

midnight

the four corners of earth

TRAINED PSYCHIATRISTS only believe in schizophrenia

Cubic wisdom TRANSCENDS schizophrenia

Yes

timecube.com

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/31/2014 at 23:02

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A paranoid schizophrenic believes that each day cycle is in fact kind of a rotating day cycle of two day periods and two night periods, following the geometry of nothing spherical whatsoever - rather, a cube. You know the whole tapering off of daylight gradually in the evening and all that jazz? I think he says (from memory) that that's due to the corner of the cube and its relative distance. He thinks all commonly understood geometry of the cosmos is wrong because it fails to take into account extra dimensions which basically govern all this insanity tesseract style, and believes that everybody who doesn't see/understand this is either part of the conspiracy to suppress this fact, or has simply been educated in such a manner that their mind can't comprehend it properly. To that end, Timecube is filled with anti-religious, racist, and generally insane rants against everyone and everything "educating people wrong" and touting the impervious wisdom of the TimeCube.

Basically, welcome to the mindfuck.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/31/2014 at 23:06

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I still don't get it can you dum it down ffurther

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Leadbull 03/31/2014 at 23:09

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easier to understand version?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/31/2014 at 23:10

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Dude's completely insane, yo. He believes that space-time *as related to day and night* aren't just three dimensions, because he likes things to be complicated. There's not really a simpler version than that - he believes a spherical body such as the earth rotating in space is wrong, because time and space are square. Sort of.

Not understanding it is part and parcel - it's so overcomplicated, overwrought, and in fact insane, that it's very hard *to* understand. When you do understand it (mostly), it doesn't make any more sense objectively, just with itself. It's a famous joke that it can't be readily understood, so people reading it just get confused. Guy might in fact be brilliant, but he's so nutbars he's tangled it all up and gone off the deep end, with delusions of grandeur to boot.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/31/2014 at 23:15

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question one is he joking or is this real to him

Question two how does this lead to racist teachings

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/31/2014 at 23:19

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Real to him, in all likelihood.

I seem to recall some anti-semitism rooted in his belief in a conspiracy to suppress knowledge of TimeCube (all roads to Crazytown go through the "JOOOOOS!" tunnel), and some kind of radical sort of only-white-people-are-smart-enough-to-understand-this type thing - where proper understanding of TimeCube cannot be possessed by everyone, and the stupid among us hold us back and are slaves to the conspiracy.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/31/2014 at 23:22

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ok thanks and this is all shit right

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/31/2014 at 23:24

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Yes. But very complicated shit, that is loosely based one what one might call "a parallel understanding of reality". In other words, he's kookoobananas, but it's a very meticulously thought out kookoobananas. As such, because it's so complicated and insane both, it's impenetrable and not readily understood by Joe on the street because it's so foreign. It may be the closest you ever get to having a view into the mind of an alien lifeform.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/31/2014 at 23:29

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thanks you saved me from going mad by reading it

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/31/2014 at 23:34

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The worst part of TimeCube is starting to wonder if *you're* the crazy guy if you don't understand it... or starting to understand just enough of 10% to get worried. To actually understand it enough to know *how* he's crazy requires being a bit crazy yourself.

puddler > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2014 at 23:55

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"try my belly button logic."

i'm gonna have to give this a bowl or two of thought.

puddler > puddler 04/01/2014 at 00:22

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this is youtube gold.

Stef Schrader > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/09/2014 at 13:49

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He's a bit OCD with fours, too, it seems. 4 sides! 4 everything! Squares! CUBES.