Coolest Car In A Random Ass town: Pelotas (Brazil)

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
03/31/2014 at 12:51 • Filed to: CCIARAT

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Time for our daily OPPO field trip to do what we always do, look at cars :]

Friday, we took the old rear engine, 4 rotary diesel, carbon fiber OPPO bus out to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in Alaska (Murica). Damn dudes and dudettes, I've said this a bunch of times but wow this place was beautiful, small as hell, but beautiful. A lot of Subarus lol. Also, cars I wouldn't of thought to see in Alaska. I'm guessing mostly a town of people that work for the state, gov. employees, and those type. In Tim Burton's Beetlejuice, the case worker for the recently deceesed was name Juneau of Juno. Also, in the movie, someone said that if you kill yourself, of become a social worker in the after life.

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Any who back to CCIARAT, we do often get the eventual "what the heck is this". This time round it came about with Carcrasher88's odd electric car later ID'd as a Zap Xebra thanks to Neon-Smart STIG. Carcrasher88 also came through in full attack discovering a many rad item including an Eagle Summit (confirmed), its wagon form, Camaro Berlinetta, bimmer with missing wheel lol, and an SRT-4 among many awesome things. RazoE found the end of the road but on the way back down had some killer views. Knows about cars also came through with many awesome finds including a sweet Valiant, sweet Solstice, 300ZX, a funny Focus, and an awesome 80' Eldorado. B. Body Burnout came through with an awesome old Ranch Rover. 505Turbeuax found what he already know is a busted Benz lol. Twinturbobmw quickly found the least snowy climate car, a Shelby GT500 lol. Brian Silvestro came through in his special way lol, finding a sweet old civic, a clean Rabbit truck, what should have been a modern CRX, and some rice. You hear that rice? You can run but you can't hide!!!! GhostZ found a sweet e46 M3 (not stanced) and a C5 Corvette. Honors go to doodon2whls for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! wall paper worthy Jalop found in the middle of nowhere along with some awesome scenic views which is a big paret of this game as well :]

Today we are in !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in Brazil. Nice town, a little bit of everything.

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I do have to give this place a WARNING: hatchback everywhere!

I'm cleaning up here at Aston Martin/Lotusparts for a little while so i'll check up with you awesome peeps soon :] Good luck everyone!!!


DISCUSSION (52)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 12:54

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SO IT BEGINS


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Brian Silvestro
03/31/2014 at 12:56

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Torchbait! That was quick lol :]


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 12:58

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VW Ute


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 12:59

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Protip: Whatever you do, stay away from the streets identified by numbers and/or letters. Well, unless you're in a coastal town in Santa Catarina. Most of those are too new to have properly named streets, so they go with numbers/letters

Source: A patient from my Thursday shift who lived on Street 7, while his head was found on street 2. Causa Mortis: Well, duh.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 13:01

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This Brazilian Blazer is pretty damn cool looking.

https://www.google.com/maps/@-31.7229…


Kinja'd!!! edu-petrolhead > Brian Silvestro
03/31/2014 at 13:02

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This is the second gen VW Saveiro. They made even a TSi version, with a german-tuned engine.

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Kinja'd!!! RazoE > RazoE
03/31/2014 at 13:04

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FJ truck!

https://www.google.com/maps/@-31.7281…


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > edu-petrolhead
03/31/2014 at 13:07

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That makes me want it even more.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 13:07

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Another VW Ute

SOON

SOONER

This is cool


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 13:09

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I'VE FOUND THE NEST


Kinja'd!!! Gnawbone Lefty > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 13:15

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Low horsepower model


Kinja'd!!! stuttgartobsessed > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 13:24

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Sweet Merc Dump Truck


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/31/2014 at 13:30

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Oops replied to wrong person.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > KnowsAboutCars
03/31/2014 at 13:32

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Geeze, looks like Pelotas is still as depressive as I remember...


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 13:35

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Some rims and hubcaps

Some old Fords and a VW

T1 bus and some fruit

BTW if you change 't' to 'k' in the towns name it becomes 'fearful' in Finnish.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 13:36

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Do one in Carazinho, Rio Grande do Sul next time. You can see my friend's Maverick GT 302 driving down the street where my parents' live. After my Tipo, I'm pretty sure it's the coolest car in there.


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > KnowsAboutCars
03/31/2014 at 13:52

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Ricer Ford Escort

What this is?

Ford Landau


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 15:28

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Ford Corcel ! Thats kinda cool...ish.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 15:47

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I'm not sure what this is ... Willys?


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 15:51

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WTF is this little thing ? 3-bolt wheels, mini muscle-car looks... It has to be something French underneath, but what it IS it?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/31/2014 at 16:28

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what the heck?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/31/2014 at 16:34

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Some sort of Renault?

It looked like some kind of Buick Opel thing at first though. Looks too nice to be a Commie car.


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/31/2014 at 16:37

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That's Ford Corcel and you're right it's based on Renault 12.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/31/2014 at 16:42

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It's a Ford Corcel, 1968-1972 model


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 16:48

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I was about to write a LONG answer.. Then I saw that nibbles had alredy answered :) You know what Corcel means tho'?


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/31/2014 at 16:49

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It's Brazilian Rural Willys or Ford F-75.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > KnowsAboutCars
03/31/2014 at 17:16

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I thought the corcel had 4-bolt wheels, it looks too small... Maybe just the angle...?


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/31/2014 at 17:22

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Look closely the first Corcel you posted also has 3-bolt wheels.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
03/31/2014 at 17:44

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nope, what does Corcel mean?


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > KnowsAboutCars
03/31/2014 at 18:03

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so it does...


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 20:20

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If I don't get this wrong... Corcel = Stallion.


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > EL_ULY
03/31/2014 at 20:44

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You went to Balls, Brazil (Pelotas means balls).


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
04/01/2014 at 12:23

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:'(


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > KnowsAboutCars
04/01/2014 at 12:24

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nice!

wow they all look nice imo

oranges!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > KnowsAboutCars
04/01/2014 at 12:25

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RICE!!! We found you :]

no clue but looks rad

nice!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RazoE
04/01/2014 at 12:25

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oh wow!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RazoE
04/01/2014 at 12:31

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coooooool!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/01/2014 at 12:31

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no clue dude?


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > EL_ULY
04/01/2014 at 12:33

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I've been told it's a Rural Willys, or depending on the year a Ford D-75.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/01/2014 at 12:39

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NICE!! That dude is standing by it waiting for the camera car to pass so he can jack it lol :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Brian Silvestro
04/01/2014 at 12:39

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lol, nice term for ta dealer :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > stuttgartobsessed
04/01/2014 at 12:40

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work truck!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
04/01/2014 at 12:41

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lol simon carnal :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Brian Silvestro
04/01/2014 at 12:42

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yup, they are everywhere in Mexico DF also when I go see my wife

vocho

kombi

yup , common sight south of the border :]


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > EL_ULY
04/01/2014 at 13:13

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But it is... :p It's always cloudy, chilly and eerily quiet when I go there, and I've been there a lot.

You know what that place really needs? A rustic gaúcho steakhouse with crude wooden walls, a firepit, pelegos and genuine uruguayan meat


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > KnowsAboutCars
04/09/2014 at 19:09

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That's a Chevy Marajó. Wagon version of the Chevette.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
04/09/2014 at 19:14

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Well, cheer up! No one made sterotypical jokes about Pelotas!

Also, the other commenters were able to find some nice vehicles. I'm pretty sure my hometown would be much more depressing.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > EL_ULY
04/09/2014 at 19:15

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Sheit! I missed this one! It's a bit less depressing than my HOMETOWN .


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Hermann
04/09/2014 at 19:52

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does......does that say "Fuck"?

podemos ir para sua cidade na segunda-feira?


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > EL_ULY
04/09/2014 at 20:00

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Yep. It was a chain of Fiat Dealerships called Fuck. I've inquired a friend of mine who worked there. She said it was an abbreviation of the owner's family name. And it was supposed to be read as Fook.

They've changed the name in 2012 I think, but the Street View pictures are (thankfully) from 2011.

Hah! I'd love to see people trying to find cool things there.

That's a very well constructed phrase! Did you type it yourself? Doesn't look like a Google translation to me.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Hermann
04/09/2014 at 20:47

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100% Google which is very surprising. Usually Google doesn't do so good with full sentences :] My wife know a little though, french, and spanish. I know "Texan" lol, and spanish :]


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > KnowsAboutCars
04/10/2014 at 07:14

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BTW, on second thought. The Marajó seems a very jalop car in theory:
Manual
RWD
Wagon
Only comes in brown, beige and silver.