Poor Jazz

Kinja'd!!! "Flat Six" (flat-six)
03/29/2014 at 22:09 • Filed to: Martini, Porsche, Jazz, Transformers, Austin

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I was at a vintage toy store today; I totally forgot that Jazz was a Martini liveried Porsche! And not a Pontiac Solstice that got killed by Megatron in the first movie. Now that Pontiac is defunct maybe they can bring him back.

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Also check out Sideswipe as the Lamborghini Countach (and not a Corvette) and Bluestreak as the Datsun 280ZX.

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Later, in real life, I saw an Aventador turning into Home Depot. It looked so surreal in such a mundane setting, as if a normal car had been squashed.


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Flat Six
03/29/2014 at 22:33

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The Home Depot parking lot is so dangerous for super cars! There are carts flying everywhere!


Kinja'd!!! Flat Six > Manuél Ferrari
03/29/2014 at 22:49

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I saved a Jag XKR a few weeks ago on a windy day at the same Home Depot. There was a rogue cart heading straight for it!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Flat Six
03/29/2014 at 22:52

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That's awesome that you did that! The owner is really lucky.

I was at a HD parking lot and some pissed off looking guy pushed his cart really hard from about 20 feet away from the cart return. Luckily he didn't miss. I wanted to say something to him but he probably would have beat me up.