Preach it!

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03/27/2014 at 15:36 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 15:38

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did you build the cow? or at least milk it?


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 15:39

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I've never understood why people actually buy chocolate milk. It's the easiest thing to make, ever. Can you hold a spoon? Yes? Then you can make chocolate milk.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 15:39

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There are the real Chocolate Milk enthusiasts who make it themselves, then their are the posers who buy it already made.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Jagvar
03/27/2014 at 15:42

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Is it significantly cheaper to make it yourself?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Jagvar
03/27/2014 at 15:46

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same reason you buy fast food burgers, as opposed to make them. Easier, sometimes cheaper and they do...for better or worse...taste different.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Brian Silvestro
03/27/2014 at 15:46

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I'm glad someone gets it! Fucking casuals everywhere man....


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Jagvar
03/27/2014 at 15:47

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I think I could enrage you into a state of confusion. I use premixed chocolate milk, and mix it with regular 2% to create a new diluted form of chocolate milk.


Kinja'd!!! thedevilinside > Jagvar
03/27/2014 at 15:48

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Some believe bought tastes better. I believe all forms are good.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 16:02

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well, most enthusiasts have never changed an oil filter... so..yeah


Kinja'd!!! user314 > Brian Silvestro
03/27/2014 at 16:03

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You're not a real enthusiast unless you make your own syrup .


Kinja'd!!! samssun > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 16:04

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I pour premixed chocolate milk into my chocolate to make chocolate milk chocolate yo.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > samssun
03/27/2014 at 16:05

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Yo Dawg, I heard you like chocolate milk


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > Brian Silvestro
03/27/2014 at 16:06

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The real posers buy milk from the store, not the dairy!


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 16:19

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recipe? for some reason I always screw up chocolate milk and it never tastes as good as the premixed crap. SERIOUSLY! I have made nearly every recipe in the world successfully I have actually made my own chocolate syrup because I am a connoisseur.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Jagvar
03/27/2014 at 16:20

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yeas and milk can become so many things. but chocolate milk what do you do with that except drink it?


Kinja'd!!! Axial > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 16:22

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I was at a friend's house once and decided I wanted some chocolate milk. Said friend is German. His mother insisted that I use the dedicated powder after she saw I started making it using Hershey's chocolate syrup and milk. I said "This will be fine, thank you though." She looked at me like I was crazy.

I swear. Germans and having to have an exact tool for each solitary job, man.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Axial
03/27/2014 at 16:23

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I just about finished installing the 4HP22EH back in my E23, I swear half the job says "use special tool for" NO!


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Frank Grimes
03/27/2014 at 16:24

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How do you screw up making chocolate milk? Its two ingredients, chocolate and milk! That'd be like pouring a bowl of cereal and having it burst into flames.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 16:26

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Preach it. Volkswagen GTI, same way.

I drove her further up the wall when I proceeded to drink the first half of it using the spoon I had mixed it with because it tastes better that way for whatever weird reason.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 16:27

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I always end up with too much syrup in it. And also I dont need your anger I feel bad about it already.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > MonkeePuzzle
03/27/2014 at 16:27

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Bro, Do you even LACTATE???


Kinja'd!!! RX > Frank Grimes
03/27/2014 at 16:30

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You need to know when to pull out.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > The Compromiser
03/27/2014 at 16:31

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I... I do... HOW DID YOU KNOW MY SECRET SHAME!!!


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Frank Grimes
03/27/2014 at 16:34

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I can't mix a perfect glass of chocolate milk, but its okay, because I'm Frank Grimes!

Seriously though, if you have to much syrup just mix, drink, add more milk, drink again. Thats all, its all about ratios


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Axial
03/27/2014 at 16:36

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My friend has noticed the same thing with his mark 5 2010 Jetta. I refuse to touch a damn thing on that car.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > MonkeePuzzle
03/27/2014 at 16:38

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Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 16:43

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I think I need to measure it out. but first I need to find some good chocolate to make some syrup. Then I need to drank syrup.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Frank Grimes
03/27/2014 at 16:46

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It takes years of practice, but I know one day you to, can into chocolate milk. I believe in you Grimey


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 16:55

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thanks. it feels wierd to have people care.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Frank Grimes
03/27/2014 at 16:59

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"wired"?

OOOooo the new issue of "Weird" magazine is here!

Dad, thats WIRED

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Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 17:03

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like an occulus rift for the nether regions of your private spaces.

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Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Frank Grimes
03/27/2014 at 17:10

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Pi is equal to three!!!

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Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 17:21

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Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > offroadkarter
03/27/2014 at 17:25

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Boughten is Better*

*Because Hershey's syrup is the worst, and that's the only kind I've tried.


Kinja'd!!! ZDMW > user314
03/27/2014 at 17:48

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100% making that when I get home from work today.