"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 03/26/2014 at 20:49 • Filed to: None

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Look, I'm sorry Mr Mrs Aztec driver. I know that red light with two lanes turns into a single lane after the intersection, I was preoccupied. But my Camry is faster than your POS, so I figured I'd be okay. I didn't launch it off the line, or redline it through the gears, but when you saw me catch second and nose ahead, you floored your slushbox fugly wanna be lifestyle vehicle, and tried to pull ahead. Well I was in the meat of 2nd gear, and easily pulled on you and came out ahead. The fact that you were STILL accelerating when the limit is 35 and I was doing almost 40 at this point shows me you are a blundering thundercunt. So when I signaled and started to move over and you didn't slow down, you deserved it when I jerked the wheel and cut you off. Then brake checked you when you tail gated me. So I didn't feel bad then when I slowed down to EXACTLY 35mph and you rode my bumper. In fact, I didn't care. Don't care about the car getting hit, don't care about being late getting home. But when you decided to PASS me crossing the double yellow, I knew you were mentally handicapped. And probably embarrassed to be driving the horrible excuse for a Pontiac built in the height of GM's plastic fantastic quality is job #87 era, judging by the fact that you had your windows tinted so dark, illegally dark, that I couldn't see your malformed face to see what race or gender you were. Not that I probably could if you were standing right in front of me. So I hope you enjoyed the middle finger I gave you, the "FUCK YOU" I mouthed at you, and your illegal pass and speeding that you continued to do all the way into town. Luckily for you, most of your antics were hidden from my dashcam (until you passed me) and even though I know your licence plate an general area of living, I will do nothing.

Driving a beige Aztec is punishment enough.

Dsscats > Takuro Spirit 03/26/2014 at 20:53

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I hate to say this, but to be fair you were an aggressor in this situation too. He acted like an asshole, but was a bit provoked.

Takuro Spirit > Dsscats 03/26/2014 at 20:59

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Yeah but *puts flat brimmed hat on* I ain't losing no race to a minivan. He/She made the first aggressive mood by trying to pass me after I was already ahead, and above the speed limit. I just matched their agressiveness with some of my own. Ain't care though. Fuck people who do shit like that.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Takuro Spirit 03/26/2014 at 21:01

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Don't fuck with Heisenberg

I do like driving a vehicle that you don't have to care about.

TwoClutchManual > Takuro Spirit 03/26/2014 at 21:04

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I couldn't resist...

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Takuro Spirit 03/26/2014 at 21:08

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Sounds like something that happened to me recently. Dude in a white malibu rides my ass for two miles, then decides to fly past me. I floor it (I'm in my van mind you) but can't keep up. He then slows down to WAY under the limit so I lean on the horn and tell him he's number one. I followed him for the next 2 miles until he pulls into a gas station. I was tempted to confront him but my girlfriend convinced me otherwise. The whole thing was ridiculous.

Leadbull > Takuro Spirit 03/26/2014 at 21:17

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This kind of happened to me today with a Fedex truck.

I didn't screw around with the Fedex truck.

quarterlifecrisis > Takuro Spirit 03/26/2014 at 22:57

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Had something similar happen one morning on the way to work. I play the lane shuffle game every morning...I make one left turn on a road with 2 turn lanes, usually the inner lane is full of people turning the corner to get into another turn lane, so if you play your cards right, you can turn in the outer turn lane, be queued up at the stoplight, and have about a quarter mile stretch before the right lane becomes a right turn only lane and you need to get back over to the left. Done right, you usually come out about 15 cars ahead, which can be several minutes of valuable time saved whilst commuting. However...one morning, a raging bitch in a generic luxury SUV did not enjoy that move. And then she RODE MY FUCKING ASS the entire 6 miles I drive down this 2 lane residential street. If I were in the truck, no problem, don't give no fucks what happens. But I was in the C6. This broad had the balls to ride my ass and do one of those snarky waves with a smile. Mind you I do about 10 over the entire way to work and she was glued to my bumper. Finally when I got to where I make a right hand turn I made sure I downshifted about 4 times to I could slow sans brake lights. I know I was a dick...but she had it coming.

TL:DR dumb bitch was a dumb bitch

oldirtybootz > Takuro Spirit 03/27/2014 at 00:49

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Ok good, I'm clearly not the only one who drives like this.

zingziggyzang > Takuro Spirit 03/27/2014 at 10:54

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Have some cheese with that whine.

Takuro Spirit > zingziggyzang 03/27/2014 at 11:27

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Is that a Wisconsin joke?

zingziggyzang > Takuro Spirit 02/05/2015 at 19:30

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Not sure, seems appropriate though.

zingziggyzang > Leadbull 02/05/2015 at 19:33

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Wise, seems you are a law abiding person, You understand and obey the laws of physics.

Takuro Spirit > zingziggyzang 02/05/2015 at 20:18

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JESUS FUCK BACK FROM THE DEAD

zingziggyzang > Takuro Spirit 02/06/2015 at 22:24

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Yeah, don't monitor this really, only noticed this when something else came up? Anyways I meant it as a offhand joke, not to be an angry troll. Admittedly I have had similar experiences and taken some extreme actions as well, but a phrase was said to be one time "let that person have an accident with someone else" struck me as being wise and I tell myself this when appropriate. Minor issues don't even bother me but I sure get hot when someone almost ends my life.