Interesting/Strange Ebay finds- Low Mileage Edition.

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03/19/2014 at 19:44 • Filed to: Strangecrapfromebay

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First off, a Suzuki X90. Didn't there used to be a Barbie version of this? It's a 5spd at least. 52,000 miles.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Suzuki-Oth…

Then, a Buick Roadmaster. Didn't your Grandmother have one of these? Mine did. Only 50,000 miles though.

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Buick-Road…

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Then, a nice looking 35,000 miles Miata, with some fun aftermarket stuffs.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mazda-MX-5…

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Finally, a Lumina. Didn't you always want one of these as a kid? Me neither.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Chevrolet-…


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 19:47

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Who keeps a freaking Lumina as a collectors item with that low miles on it. Seriously, was meth really that attainable back when this thing sold new?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > CAR_IS_MI
03/19/2014 at 19:48

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Right? It's sort of a waste of space. I remember the minivan, and even as a 10 year old kid, I thought "Man, what a piece of shit."

Haha, Blame the Meth. Some guy thought that buying a Lumina was a good idea, and then preserving it.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 19:50

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Its a worse waste of money than if he had actually driven it...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > CAR_IS_MI
03/19/2014 at 19:51

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Yeah, and what sorcery caused for him to buy the "Nascar edition" With red velour?


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 19:53

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Pretty sure they all came with red velour. All two that I have ever dared to look inside of have had the red.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > CAR_IS_MI
03/19/2014 at 19:56

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At least it's manual. Everything else about it is shit, Haha.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 19:57

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They actually made this thing in a manual???????? Learn something new every day.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > CAR_IS_MI
03/19/2014 at 19:59

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Yeah, I had no clue until I saw the ad. That velour makes me want to vomit the more that I look at it.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 20:06

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Whoa. Added to the short list of cars that came with factory 3-spokes. I didn't even know the X90 did.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Takuro Spirit
03/19/2014 at 20:08

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Haha, don't forget the 1st gen Pathfinder also!


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 20:13

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Meth, manual, red velour. I love it!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Bandit
03/19/2014 at 20:15

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Don't forget about Nascar!


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 20:31

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The Lumina is interesting though... one of 25, comes with The Man's signature on the delivery papers, I don't think it was that clean when it left the factory, I may have to watch to see what it ends up selling for.


Kinja'd!!! quarterlifecrisis > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 21:35

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I'm going to come to the defense of the Lumina. It still is a part of an era of automobiles, and most things from that era have rusted themselves to pieces. It's unique, and probably the lowest mileage Lumina out there. It kind of deserves to be preserved.


Kinja'd!!! area man > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 21:37

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My love for these will never die, unlike this car's previous owner.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > area man
03/19/2014 at 21:39

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Hahahaha, that made me laugh and then feel bad.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > quarterlifecrisis
03/19/2014 at 21:42

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I don't have any deep seated distaste against the Lumina, except the van.

I do agree that it is a part of automotive history, and it is probably the lowest mileage out there. It should be preserved, or stuck in a museum somewhere.
It's also the edition from the most badass nascar driver of all time.


Kinja'd!!! JACU - I've got bonifides. > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 21:43

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Because Earnhardt.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 22:15

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I would drive an XJ 90...even though it's kinda girly.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss
03/19/2014 at 22:18

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That's the perfect troll mobile, Haha


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > jkm7680
03/19/2014 at 22:22

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I think Gabriel should drive it, to help him with his drive through voices.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss
03/19/2014 at 22:25

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Hahaha, Fluffy. That was the hardest I've laughed in a while, lol.
Would he fit? That's the question