I will never be as cool as this guy.

Kinja'd!!! "burglar can't heart click anything" (burglar)
03/19/2014 at 12:35 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!19 Kinja'd!!! 30

Some dude apparently brought his 1935 MG P-Lester Special (his what?) out to an autocross. And gave it the freaking beans. Supposedly someone who was there asked him why he would drive that. The owner said, "It's a race car, that's what it's for." Totally hetero man crush level 9000.

Kinja'd!!! Kinja'd!!!


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > burglar can't heart click anything
03/19/2014 at 12:40

Kinja'd!!!12

It looks like a surprised cartoon lobster.


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > burglar can't heart click anything
03/19/2014 at 12:40

Kinja'd!!!5

Oh man! It looks like the whole thing is swinging around his hips. It looks incredibly agile. He gets the point of autocross. He wins at life. Seriously, thank you for showing this. I have my first event of the year next week, so this is truly inspirational.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > burglar can't heart click anything
03/19/2014 at 12:41

Kinja'd!!!3

That looks and sounds like an absolute bucket of fun.


Kinja'd!!! nlzmo400r > burglar can't heart click anything
03/19/2014 at 13:06

Kinja'd!!!1

lamest course ever...geez a down and back slalom test basically.


Kinja'd!!! burglar can't heart click anything > nlzmo400r
03/19/2014 at 13:53

Kinja'd!!!1

Not much you can do with a runway shaped lot besides out and back courses.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > burglar can't heart click anything
03/19/2014 at 14:18

Kinja'd!!!2

That thing was going a lot faster than I would've expected. Awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Vintage1982Benz > burglar can't heart click anything
03/19/2014 at 16:35

Kinja'd!!!8

The owner said, "It's a race car, that's what it's for."

Best answer ever. I was smiling ear to ear that entire video, I can only imagine what he was like under the helmet.


Kinja'd!!! nlzmo400r > burglar can't heart click anything
03/20/2014 at 00:41

Kinja'd!!!0

Maybe my region was blessed with great course designers. We had a lot of Chicago boxes, decreasing radius turn arounds and some pivot cones.


Kinja'd!!! signintokinjalol > burglar can't heart click anything
03/22/2014 at 19:47

Kinja'd!!!0

I feel like at points of the course, where people were watching was really dangerous. Like on the outs of corners, where someone could oversteer/spin out and just kill them.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > burglar can't heart click anything
03/22/2014 at 20:53

Kinja'd!!!0

I think this is the best thing I've seen all week. Probably all year.


Kinja'd!!! Roberto G. > burglar can't heart click anything
03/22/2014 at 22:06

Kinja'd!!!0

Me too. For a serious lack of money.


Kinja'd!!! Jason Urban > burglar can't heart click anything
03/22/2014 at 22:08

Kinja'd!!!8

That's me!!! Yep, I've autocrossed this car a few times and have vintage raced. A friend let me know this was posted on Oppo/Jalopnik which I read daily - just hadn't noticed this article!


Kinja'd!!! mrbwa1 > burglar can't heart click anything
03/22/2014 at 22:22

Kinja'd!!!0

I know old cars tended to have big steering wheels so that makes me wonder: how big are those gauges!? They look like they should be hanging around Flavor Flav's neck!


Kinja'd!!! Jason Urban > burglar can't heart click anything
03/22/2014 at 22:27

Kinja'd!!!6

Oh, it's also not just a race car, but we use it for food runs, rallies, and trips to the liquor store.


Kinja'd!!! rasmusbach > Lekker
03/22/2014 at 23:03

Kinja'd!!!1

I'd argue he won at life when he was able to buy the car. What he did with from then is just a gauge of his personality


Kinja'd!!! chriswhotakesphotos > burglar can't heart click anything
03/22/2014 at 23:03

Kinja'd!!!1

Kinja'd!!!

This looks like the most fun body roll that has ever happened.


Kinja'd!!! bradledy > burglar can't heart click anything
03/22/2014 at 23:44

Kinja'd!!!1

this guy sure knows how to mount a go pro. sweet view


Kinja'd!!! bradledy > Jason Urban
03/22/2014 at 23:47

Kinja'd!!!1

Awesome! thanks for sharing. what's the hardest part about driving this? does it over steer wildly? is the steering slow or anything? what's it like??


Kinja'd!!! Cielmer > Jason Urban
03/23/2014 at 01:33

Kinja'd!!!0

That was absolutely fantastic! Love the sound of it.


Kinja'd!!! DocWalt > burglar can't heart click anything
03/23/2014 at 01:55

Kinja'd!!!0

Holy crap, that's my local autocross location. I hope I bump into this guy, that's awesome.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > nlzmo400r
03/23/2014 at 07:04

Kinja'd!!!0

My region's designer is a fan of slaloms of decreasing length. Always a big challenge for me.


Kinja'd!!! Jason Urban > bradledy
03/23/2014 at 08:33

Kinja'd!!!1

The hardest part about driving it is that there are no synchro's on any gears and a huge space between the 2nd and 3rd gears. It actually steers very quickly, almost like a go-kart - well, like an 80-year old go kart. The engine is 939cc but overhead cam and built with modern-tech on the inside to be reliable and give more power.


Kinja'd!!! bradledy > Jason Urban
03/23/2014 at 09:43

Kinja'd!!!0

Cool!


Kinja'd!!! i-do-strange-things > burglar can't heart click anything
03/23/2014 at 09:55

Kinja'd!!!0

Much body english.


Kinja'd!!! KamikazePigeon > burglar can't heart click anything
03/23/2014 at 10:31

Kinja'd!!!0

That sound is definitely up there in my favourite engine notes I've ever heard.


Kinja'd!!! burglar can't heart click anything > Jason Urban
03/23/2014 at 20:22

Kinja'd!!!0

If I ever see you in person, I'll buy the beer if you talk my ear of about the car.


Kinja'd!!! TeamProBono > burglar can't heart click anything
03/24/2014 at 17:10

Kinja'd!!!1

You CAN be as cool as this guy! You've got to believe, to be confident, to...nah, sorry, you won't.


Kinja'd!!! burglar can't heart click anything > TeamProBono
03/24/2014 at 17:53

Kinja'd!!!0

You had me for a second then crushed my spirits.


Kinja'd!!! formulasaab > burglar can't heart click anything
03/27/2014 at 07:47

Kinja'd!!!1

Nicely done Jason. She sounds lovely and you've got her pedaling along very well indeed, as always. -STEFAN


Kinja'd!!! DocWalt > Jason Urban
07/19/2014 at 13:42

Kinja'd!!!0

You're running today and I'm not at home or I'd be there. :( You're even running pretty good times, nice driving!