So..Fox news Denver showed a penis on accident today

"CPT Speedbump" (cpt-speedbump) 03/18/2014 at 20:28 • Filed to: None

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Not car related, but hilarious, link to a article on it here : !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Be warned, the video at the bottom of the page does show it, so, the video in the article is NSFW but otherwise doesn't show NFSW unless you click play. To make this car related ..er.. here's a photo from a local car club meat/cruise, over 25 cars, this photo featuring my Z :D amongst other pretty cars (that E36 though :O )

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 20:30

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Dat E36 though...

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 20:38

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Nice looking editing, Is it edited? The Z looks very nice.

CPT Speedbump > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 03/18/2014 at 20:39

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I know, right?!?!? And that's not even the start of it, that's only one of his 2 fully track prepped E36's! He just got a 3rd one today that he's planning on selling soon (its closer to stock, just has coil overs and happened to come with the supercharger he bought), and he DD's a AMG Benz as far as I understand...and he's in his 20's...

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 20:43

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I'm pretty sure it is (wasn't my photo, one from the groups page)

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 20:43

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and thank you :) she had just been cleaned..only for us to go on a cruise on a road covered in dirt and gravel -.-

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 20:46

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Haha, If I drive anywhere after a detail, my A4 turns black. Under any other circumstance, no dirt at all.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 20:49

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Sucky D: I've yet to clean it since too.. afraid too seeing as that cleaning lasted a few hours only -.- and since then it's been pooped on by a bird, and driven down a dirt road in the middle of no where a few times back and forth..and lightly snow/rained on -.- all in one week, lol

hethoughtofcars > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 20:49

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CPT Speedbump > hethoughtofcars 03/18/2014 at 20:50

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Bahahaha!

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 20:52

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Haha, Birds seem to thoroughly enjoy taking a dump on my car.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 20:54

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It's getting warmer now so I'm gonna start parking in the driveway spot that's not right next to a tree -.-

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 20:55

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Haha, I've got a driveway. The only problem is scccrraaaaaapeeee.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 20:58

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I have that issue with the Z, luckily it's jsut the plastic guard under the front bumper..for now... I've gotten stuck on it in some spots though -.- Better then my 65' Beetle though...it's exhaust drags on driveways..drags almost everywhere If I have passengers in the back, lol, luckily though, it leaks to much to be put in the driveway :) ....ok, well I sayyyy luckily but that's kind of a win and a loss..

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > hethoughtofcars 03/18/2014 at 20:59

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Had to post this.
A bit NSFW..

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 21:01

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Haha, I'm jelly of your entire fleet. On my A4, it's just car to concrete. No plastic guard. My exhaust pipes luckily don't scrape though.

dmcspeedy > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 21:03

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That pic is HDR'ed all to hell - look at the weird glow around the end of the GTI's bumper.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 21:03

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Sounds like you need to make one :) I've heard that garden boarders make decent splitters ? lol, and yeah, just those 2 for now, I'd like a truck for towing and snow, but...not gonna happen any time soon, lol

AthomSfere > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 21:05

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Corolla?

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 21:06

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Haha, I've tried putting plywood down. I think race ramps, serve the same purpose, but I'm not sure.

hethoughtofcars > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 03/18/2014 at 21:07

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Fairly impressive composure there, Dawn Scott. Coincidence that both of these happened in Puget Sound....?

CPT Speedbump > AthomSfere 03/18/2014 at 21:07

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Yeahhh, he loves it..a lot more then a car guy should.. it was on black steelies though, so that was cool at least, and at least it's a stick...that..is about it though, lol, sounds like a few members of the group dooo heavily judge him (I'm fairly new to the group)

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 21:08

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Some people have the luck. All of it.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 21:09

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Have done that for the Beetle before, haha :) One of the houses that a few of this groups guys live at has wood planks in front of the curb for that very reason..or, rather, for one of their Evo's, lol

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 21:12

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I have to constantly remind a buddy with a Mini that he won't fit up my driveway. Every time, he Ends up at some unfortunate angle haha.

AthomSfere > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 21:15

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On Fox, that is like WWIII breaking out, and not being the fault of the Democrats allowing gay marriage sized big news.

CPT Speedbump > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 03/18/2014 at 21:16

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I'm not sure how he does it..pretty sure he works for some sort of exotic dealership..or something, I know he organizes the local BMW clubs autoX events too, so he seems heavily involved, I was looking at his FB profile, his other E36 appears to be the meaner of the 2, and his Benz is putting down 414 hp, not sure if thats crank or at the rears.. no idea how he gets anywhere in Colorado snow O.o but yeah, meanwhile stock Z and can't even afford a LSD atm... -.-

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 21:20

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Lol, I hit every up/downhill at a angle now to avoid it :P

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 21:31

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Haha, my driveway is incredibly thin. If I hit it at an angle, I would have to crash through my neighbors fence :)

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 21:37

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One car driveway I'm guessing then? Ive got a 2 car driveway entrance that feeds into a 4 wide driveway and 2 garage doors (would use those..but..mum's 66' Fastback is in one, and other expensive hobbies in the other -.-)

CPT Speedbump > AthomSfere 03/18/2014 at 21:38

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I wonder how many people will be fired..

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 21:42

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Yeah it's just got room for one car, and the Gw250. I've got a super run down unattached garage, which is going to collapse any day now, Haha.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 21:49

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My family would be screwed with only one spot for a car...3 people, and 7 cars, lol, and 2 aren't allowed in the driveway due to leaking, haha

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 21:53

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Haha, you are lucky to have a gear head family Haha. My Lady friend tried to drive my car, and instantly fried the clutch Haha.
I can't wait for my garage to collapse, I'm taking a look at some pre fab garages.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 21:56

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I know :D all American cars for the most part, my mum likes all cars, as do I, most the rest of my family mostly likes American, stepdad does like Europeon too but mostly USD.. My GF ..she's getting there I think :) she cannn drive a stick though, so that's a plus :P

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 22:01

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Big plus, Haha. My father has a C5 Corvette, but that's about all the gear head that I have around, haha.
The lady friend also found my shift knob extremely cold and gross? Haha, that's what I get.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 22:05

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My dad was always a GM guy (his dad worked the Atlanta plant for yearrss) but just recently he got his first ever none GM, a 14' Mustang GT, my..stepmums youngest son has 2 big mud trucks and a newer Challenger R/T, his sister has a V6 mustang, but it is a stick, and her husband has a newer Benz, my stepdads son has a 13' Mustang GT, step dad has a 59' Ford F100 4x4 (and has been looking at used CTS-V's and Challenger SRT8's) , and Mum has the 66' Fastback.. that's all the gear heady cars in my direct family I can think of atm, lol.

BJ > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 22:06

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...showed a penis ... club meat ...

Hee hee, your typo makes me feel like I'm 10 again!

CPT Speedbump > BJ 03/18/2014 at 22:09

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...that is the hardest I've laughed all night, thanks for pointing it out!! :D

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 22:10

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Wow, great choices in cars!
All I've got is my dads C5, uncles Challanger Srt, Uncles Alfa Spyder, not much else in there.
I ended up getting my A4, due to the fact that I killed me Jetta last year, and needed a quick sale. I should have gone cheaper than 12 grand, and left some money for a project.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 22:15

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Alfa!! :D And I don't think I could ever buy a used VW or Audi unless super old..after seeing so many have electircal issues :/ Best friend had a mean VR6, then it poo'd, as did another friends 1.8 t, and another one of my friends 1.8 t a4's is doing the same now. I love German cars but scary buying em used D: I wish the same with my Z... often find myself wondering what if I'd gotten a Miata.. for a lootttttt cheaper, would of had all the money I've put into just buying the Z for building it into a track beast..though the Z will get there some day ;)

CPT Speedbump > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 22:15

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had*

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 22:21

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Yeah, the 1.8t was a terrible engine to be honest. Too many electrical things going wrong there. So far at 90,000 miles on my 2.0t A4, the electronics have been relatively fine. Nothing has spontaneously combusted so far. No clue what happened to the 97 Jetta, I think I just simply broke it, :$
You made a good choice with the Z! Good looking car, safer for track days also. I've brought the A4 to a couple track days. Ecu software is in the mail, need more power

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/18/2014 at 22:24

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I've broken a 97' Explorer so far in my life..not hard to do..I mean..not like their transmissions are known to completely fail or anything... cough...

Wish my LSD was in the mail but I bought a gun instead -.- lol

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/18/2014 at 22:30

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Hahaha. I keep an old fishing harpoon, and a flare gun by the door just in case...

I'm pretty sure that if you touch an explorer wrong, the transmission will fail and the tires will pop, causing a rollover accident, haha.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 04:46

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Lol, my house hold has guns everywhere it seems -.- and yeah, I also broke the 4wd (they dont go off road to well) never popped the tires or rolled it though..did have it on 3 tires numerous times around turns though, lol, somehow even with all the breakings I got 500 more then what I payed for it when I got rid of it

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 05:55

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Haha, my parents house seemingly has guns in the strangest places. Like the bathroom? At my house, I've only got a couple of dysfunctional historical pieces. Sometimes I don't understand the Explorer Haha. It's supposed to go ooff road, then it's not supposed to go off road at the same time it seems.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 11:16

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We have them in normal places usually, though sometimes they end up scattered out in the open -.- and it's not meant to, they're awful offroad, lol..great in the snow though :)

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 13:05

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Haha. I have a functional hunting rifle. I don't even hunt :) I am looking for a winter beater. Any ideas?

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 14:13

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Errr..not a Beetle :) (drove mine for this winter, awful -.- people say they have awful heaters, and those people are correct, lol) I was ..and always am hoping to find a old Tacoma or T100 to use as a general beater..because indestructible, but they're to damn popular where I live and thus are never cheap -.-

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 15:47

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Haha, I'm thinking of a Hoonaru Wrx.

The old T100 trucks were great, 5 speeds on most of them, 4wd and reliable.

I'd like to come across an S-10, or an older T-100

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 16:07

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Imposssibruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ;) Those are also overpriced here, I wanted a STI at first but..everyone and their mother has one here, thus the resale is through the roof. But a good choice if you live somewhere else :P

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 16:16

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They are extremely overpriced here in Va, I couldn't afford one for a winter beater, now that I think of it, Haha.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 16:22

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Maybe a old beat up legacy or "insert other Subaru's here" ?

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 16:23

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Haha, I found a beat to the pulp, pre hooned 2002 Wrx. $8,000.

I felt like tracking him down, and offering him half of that Haha

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 16:25

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Lol, might work, I've got a buddy about to try and get read of his super ghetto Suzuki Esteem, he's planing on asking 1k, but he said he'd take 500 cash (I was saying it might be a future Lemon's car, lol)

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 16:27

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Haha, the amount of self ESTEEM while driving that car is minimal.

I actually strangely didn't mind the newer Kizahshkiskkiki or whatever that thing was called.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 16:30

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lol, it's super beat up though, so he's willing to abuse the shit out of it to have fun with it, and I like them too actually..everyone sais it's a chicks car, but I've never actually scene a girl driving one

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 16:32

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Haha, In my book it's just a Car. At least it isn't a Daewoo.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 16:39

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Orr a Geo? :P

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 16:45

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Oooh, Those weren't fun.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 18:53

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I havn't scene one in quite a while

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 18:57

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Me neither, most of them have met a death in the scrapyard. The Samurai was much better than the Tracker. So that explains that particular model.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 19:21

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I like Samurais actually..b/c VW TDI swap and lift kit= awesome

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 19:23

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Somebody sneezed right there, so the Samurai tipped over. I've heard that that is the problem with the Samurai.

Haha, i'd still take one though. With a R8 V10.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 19:28

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Funny how vehicles known for rolling over are all the good offroad vehicles, lol

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 19:31

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Right, the Wrangler, the Samurai probably more than that.

The sad thing is that 80% of Wranglers never see anywhere off road.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 19:34

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Indeed :/ I'd prefer a CJ or a original FJ if I had the choice, I'll always have fond memory's of riding along offroad in what was once my mum's first gen Pathfinder too though

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 19:45

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Oooh, an Fj. Love those.

The Pathfinder was a good car, affordable also. I always had a thing with those three spoke wheels, Haha.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 19:56

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Yes!! And it was gutless (sais my mum, who was the one that drove it), but a great vehicle regardless :) to bad they don't exist now with under 200 k miles

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 20:00

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That and the hard body took quite the beating. Most 1st gens have met the scrapper by now though.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 20:04

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Sadly :/ I used to see ours around town for about 5 years after we got read of it, but it's since disappeared

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 20:05

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Nice! I've been keeping an eye out for my old Jetta, but since I did murder it. It's probably been parted out by now.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 20:14

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My last 2 cars both went to Denver, a hour South, so no idea where they are, my first and current car are both parked out front :P

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 20:23

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Haha, I miss the only car I've had before my current. Even though it was broken.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 20:28

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I..miss my Explorer when it is snowing.. and I miss my Cruze when I have to fill up Zilla (the Z)'s tank... but otherwise, I don't miss them :)

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 20:30

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Haha, I've named my Audi "SiphonsOil-Ey"

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 20:33

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Lol, I went with Zilla, because the only letter in its name is Z, and the GTR is named Godzilla, so clearly the Z is a baby Godzilla :) Makes sense for a Audi, haha... I have to watch my oil so much in both my cars -.- one is notorious for leaking it, the other is notorious for gobbling it up -.-

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 20:39

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Haha. At one point, I had to explain to everybody why I kept a 12 pack of Mobile 1 in my backseat. I eventually got it fixed, but my car doesn't seem to get the point.

I've named the motorcycle Slowy, because a Prius could probably outrun it, Haha.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 20:48

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Lmao, especially if I ever got my hands on a massive amount of money and a Prius... K20, rwd, hydraulic handbreak....drift prius...

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 20:50

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Haha, some guy who must not have known much about my bike told me "It must be fast." All that I could think up was, "If you consider 80 fast, then yeah, sure."

Get a drift Prius. Ls1 Swap!!!

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 20:53

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If I get a LS, it'll be a LS3 for Zilla first :)

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 21:05

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Haha, ladies first.
I'm falling in love with the color of Zilla lol

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 21:12

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Right!! And it is a nice color, though I also think she'd look good in white.. likeeee..I'll find my old desktop photo, haha...

Might have to paint her at some point... though definitely have to get some Te37's

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 21:17

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Liking those Volks, I'd be "That Guy" and go off and buy some Rota Volks knockoffs, Haha. The white and Volk combo looks great!

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/19/2014 at 21:20

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Indeed! something about that color of wheel makes me happy.. And I've considered Rota's..but..I already try to avoid all the pot holes..I'd be twice as affraid of pot holes If I had Rota's under me, lol, I was looking at Wedssport's, but..Ray's are forged, heavier, but forged, and forged>cast, lol

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/19/2014 at 21:27

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Haha, I've heard horror stories about Rotas, I've heard great things about Ray's though.
Potholes are my enemy, they have killed so many of my tires, I would still buy Pirellis if it weren't for them.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/20/2014 at 04:28

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yeah, theres to many potholes and big cracks here in Colorado to really avoid..lol, and a lot of racing wheels are to light weight to handle street driving, but Im sure legit Rays will handle it fine :)

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/20/2014 at 05:55

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That's why I've never committed to getting Bbs wheels, I'm slightly paranoid, Lol.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/20/2014 at 12:08

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Also, dont BBS's make Rays look cheap even? And Rays cost as much for one wheel as for 4 wheels from most other company's, lol

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/20/2014 at 15:46

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Yeah Haha. Bbs wheels are also theft targets it seems.

Rh wheels, I have a thing with. Mostly overpriced though.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/20/2014 at 16:04

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Almost all car parts are overpiced -.-

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/20/2014 at 16:11

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Amen! I'm not paying $4,000 for a Supercharger.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/20/2014 at 17:20

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lol, I can get cheap parts..for my 40 some year old Beetle..but the Z? lol, the shifter ball I want, just the ball, is over 200 dollars -.-

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/20/2014 at 17:24

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Haha. Luckily the previous owner of my car threw in a Twm Performance M1. It's beat the hell out of though. Those cost $130. They do offer student discounts, which is nice.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/20/2014 at 18:16

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http://www.nengun.com/tommykaira/alu… < The one I want is a bitttt cheaper here...but still 190.. of course I want the heavyweight at 110 dollars more then the none heavyweight -.-

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/20/2014 at 18:20

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Nice, I want one now, Haha. I just want a Gtr in general.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/20/2014 at 18:30

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I had a friend offer to buy and ship over ..well, a car, and I thought R32..buttt then I wondered if it was worth the hastle for a car that is as fast as my Z..more legendary, yes, easier to make a butt load of power, yes, but ...worth it? and no rwd? If I could afford both, sure, but I can't, so, avoiding the hassle ...well...until the Cossy Escort becomes legal for import that is...

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/20/2014 at 18:37

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Haha, a Skyline is high on my 25 year list. I do lust after the Cosworth though.

I've always wanted a first gen Skyline.

CPT Speedbump > jkm7680 03/20/2014 at 18:44

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I'd probably make room for a C10/Hakosuka, but that would be a bit harder to find, haha

jkm7680 > CPT Speedbump 03/20/2014 at 19:01

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Or move to Canada, and access all of this. I want everything.

http://www.tyeeimports.com/default.asp