The Foster's Grand Prix of Down Under: Debrief

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/16/2014 at 13:17 • Filed to: FO

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Well, that was one hell of a race. Spoilers after the jump.

With Nico Rosberg winning, Kevin Magnussen getting second, and Jenson Button getting third after Daniel Ricciardo being disqualified from his second place finish because he was being a cheating bastard.

Only Hoccy was able to get his curse right by making his voodoo work on Kamui Kobayashi in the first turn of the race. A number of people guessed who would not finish, but they weren't the first to go. Fookin' Prawns and beetsbynelly were both dicks and got penalized for their dickery.

The results of Formula Oppo follow

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/cc…

1. NoahthePorscheGuy

2. Lachlan

3. beetsbynelly

The next round will start in one week. Good luck!

JEM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2014 at 13:35

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I'd like to appeal this decision! Is there an Oppo FIA? lol.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JEM 03/16/2014 at 13:37

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It is I, now what would you like to appeal?

JEM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2014 at 13:39

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Red Bull screwing me over :-/

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2014 at 13:40

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I'm no Red Bull fan, but I really wanted Daniel Ricciardo to do well.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JEM 03/16/2014 at 13:41

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Red Bull finally got busted for cheating. The decision stands!

Team6.1 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2014 at 14:51

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Vettel's car didn't work because it was missing the magic bullshit it had programmed in last season!

Fookin' Prawns > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2014 at 15:02

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At least I finished with more than 5 points.

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2014 at 17:53

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damn ham sandwich dropping out screwed me so hard.... but i guess ill take 20 points after the first weekend....

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2014 at 18:12

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hey now, Dan didn't cheat, his team did. He's a nice guy. Though I thank them because I picked up the extra points for Button getting 3rd.

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/17/2014 at 12:37

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I love how I got the curse right.

However, both Kimi and Hamilton disappoint me, and I were thinking about putting Rosberg on there..

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/25/2014 at 11:59

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SONOFABITCH!