Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone

"Battery Tender Unnecessary" (carac) 03/13/2014 at 17:28 • Filed to: The Onion

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WASHINGTON—Taking his time to thoroughly clean a pair of replacement carburetors and install them on a turbocharged Rotax engine as classic rock tracks blared from a nearby transistor radio, sources confirmed that President Barack Obama spent most of Wednesday afternoon in the White House garage continuing his restoration of a vintage military drone.

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Gamecat235 > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/13/2014 at 17:30

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I expect better photoshops from The Onion.

For Sweden > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/13/2014 at 17:35

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Man, that thing's gonna look SWEET at Drones & Donuts. I bet he can't wait to park it there, open up the engine bay, and set up pictures of all the Yemenese wedding parties he'll kill with that thing.

Manuél Ferrari > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/13/2014 at 17:39

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Hilarious. I love the Onion.

Reminds me about a comment I read on Deadspin recently about Richie Incognito's Ferrari FF. One commenter said it had carburetors.

desertdog5051 > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/13/2014 at 18:09

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Why, Why? did I even open that. The sight of that asshole screws my BP. Disclaimer: He ruined my long career with his deeply flawed healthcare plan.

DrJohannVegas > For Sweden 03/13/2014 at 18:11

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Funny, funny, funny...oh.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/13/2014 at 18:14

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You know, a Rigid Tool calendar somewhere would have really made this photo.

For Sweden > DrJohannVegas 03/13/2014 at 18:14

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The truth isn't always funny.

SubiSanchez > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/13/2014 at 18:18

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"With a set of souped-up avionics like that, you can really open her up once you hit international airspace," hehehe

DrJohannVegas > For Sweden 03/14/2014 at 01:58

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No, it isn't.