Hypothetical Question Time!

"Leban-eez" (adamcarty) 03/13/2014 at 15:39 • Filed to: hypothetical

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Mmmkay, so let's say an alien race lands on Earth. They've got their own form of vehicles (in my mind they're similar to LandSpeeders, but feel free to use your own imaginations) to get around on land. Let's also say the first thing we as humans do is challenge them to a one-on-one race to test the mettle of their vehicles and drivers.

1. What track do you challenge them to?

2. What driver do you choose to represent the human race?

3. What car would you have him drive?

JustWaitingForAMate > Leban-eez 03/13/2014 at 15:41

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Will they have Race Girls?

RacecaR > Leban-eez 03/13/2014 at 15:42

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Holy crap, copyright this NOW, do it NOW!! Hollywood would love to get an idea like this. It's like F&F meets Independence Day!!

As for your question, I have no idea.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Leban-eez 03/13/2014 at 15:42

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1) Bumper cars in a desert arena

2) The United States Military

3) Tanks. All of the tanks.

Kugelblitz > Leban-eez 03/13/2014 at 15:42

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Major question - Who gets to take apart their vehicle?

jkm7680 > Leban-eez 03/13/2014 at 15:50

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Send em to these guys.

MPA > Leban-eez 03/13/2014 at 15:50

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1. What track do you challenge them to? Laguna Seca - because I've raced it on Forza a million times

2. What driver do you choose to represent the human race? Miata

3. What car would you have him drive? a stanced Ford Escort

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Leban-eez 03/13/2014 at 15:58

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Assuming they're keeping their own vehicle, I say we have the race at

1) Tsukuba Circuit, Japan. It's a very technical course that will challenge anyone.

2) Sebastian Vettel

3) Red Bull's RB9 car

Anon > Leban-eez 03/13/2014 at 15:59

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Kimi, both of them have Koenigsegg One:1s on Laguna Seca. That would be fun as hell to watch.

jariten1781 > Leban-eez 03/13/2014 at 16:13

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Put them in late models on any old dirt track and let the locals ram the crap out of them. Ain't no aliens winning in that set up.

Sn210 > Leban-eez 03/13/2014 at 16:20

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Doesn't matter. We'd have to wait 25 years before the US would allow them to import their space speedsters.