"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
03/13/2014 at 03:08 • Filed to: G-to-the-H-to-the-O-O-OST RIDE THE BLIP-IP-IP-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPIZZZZZZZZZZ-ZZZZZIZZLE
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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
03/13/2014 at 03:08 • Filed to: G-to-the-H-to-the-O-O-OST RIDE THE BLIP-IP-IP-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPIZZZZZZZZZZ-ZZZZZIZZLE | 1
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I just spent the greater part of 2 hours making out at the beach with a beautiful woman in my Sonata. Life is good.
CRider
> Your boy, BJR
03/13/2014 at 03:36 |
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Off topic question, are you ~13 years old?
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Your boy, BJR
> CRider
03/13/2014 at 03:43 |
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Nah, but she's the first girl I've dated that hasn't participated in incest and/or tried shoving her pinky down my peehole and/or turned out to already have a boyfriend and/or been a lesbian and/or been using me to get into a music festival and/or had a nazi fetish and/or [insert other bats hit babes I dated here]. She's cool, and smart, and beautiful, and wore these really sexy knee highs with a cute skirt. (if i'm rambling, in all fairness I am about 5 steel reserves deep)
JACU - I've got bonifides.
> Your boy, BJR
03/13/2014 at 03:59 |
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So how did you make out?
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Your boy, BJR
> JACU - I've got bonifides.
03/13/2014 at 04:09 |
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Like this, but with over-panties action and in a car.
Slow4o
> Your boy, BJR
03/13/2014 at 08:54 |
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