He learned his lesson the hard way...

"Nibby" (nibby68) 03/12/2014 at 12:08 • Filed to: None

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Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Nibby 03/12/2014 at 12:10

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I think it would be better if it just "No I'm not."

RacecaR > Nibby 03/12/2014 at 12:10

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And she took her lesson the hard way...

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Nibby 03/12/2014 at 12:45

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I had an umm... friend (or special naked friend, or any term for that noncommittal sexytime person besides fuck buddy. I don't know why but I hate that term) who would text me once a month with, "Congratulations! You're not a daddy!"

Although one time we had a bit of a scare. After about 5 days being off-cycle, she texted me with, "took a test today. We passed." About 3 days after that, she texted me with, "leave me alone for a few days. Hot tea and bad 80s movies for a while."

I think I've said enough about that woman's bloody lady parts.

Nibby > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/12/2014 at 13:00

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Where does one acquire such women?

*looks at your username*

Oh.

Matt Brown > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/12/2014 at 13:17

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Really you just need one text that says "Congratulations! I'm pro choice!"