Jesus Diaz...

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 03/09/2014 at 13:01 • Filed to: mini rant

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...the reason I left Gizmodo. Why? aside from tha whole banhammer incident and the whole "screw you commentors, you are here to serve us." its titles like !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . "

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

!!! UNKNOWN HEADER TYPE (MULTI-LINE BREAK?) !!!

I'm all for selling an article, but if you have to strait up lie to get views...

*sigh*

Jesus; if there is no astronaut spinning out of control in your article, video, pictures and there is no reference to such a thing happening...this is a lie made up just snag views and no, a spacesuit without an occupant is...by no definition...an astronaut.

Victorious Secret > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 13:05

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If he didn't have that, who would read his pointless "Sploid" page. I do say pointless. Cause all that content falls under Gizmodo.

But hey, fuck it. I don't run this place, I clearly don't know better.

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 13:16

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Outright lying works for RT.

I love you but I've chosen hooning! > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 13:30

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Also, first he says it's an astronaut then suddenly it becomes a cosmonaut! He tries to get out attention because deep in his heart he knows a Russian floating in space, burning and evaporating when entering the atmosphere doesn't get him as many clicks as an American. Unless of course it's lost cosmonauts.

But maybe I have just had a bit too much to drink.

WhereAreMyPants > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 14:05

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Is there a way to block articles from given writers? Wouldn't that make Gawker so much better?

otaconmutasim > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 15:19

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A wise move. I did exactly that about a week ago because of him. Feels like a million bucks.

JustWaitingForAMate > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 16:48

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How is he even still employed?

ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 17:30

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He changed the headline.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn 03/09/2014 at 19:59

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he knew what he was doing. oh, oops did I write a sensationalist lie? (thousands of views later) what I meant to say was...

ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 20:32

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Of course he did. It's a shame there isn't any editorial oversight on that blog.

pdthedeuce > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 21:13

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ok , so I don't have to click it ... what happened ?

HammerheadFistpunch > pdthedeuce 03/09/2014 at 21:48

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check the original title (in my post) and the revised one linked. the second word makes a lot of difference.

pdthedeuce > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 21:54

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I was trying to find out without giving him any more clicks , but ok .

HammerheadFistpunch > pdthedeuce 03/09/2014 at 21:57

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sorry i should have been more clear, the new titles is in the "related" bar linked on the side in my article and the title in blue is the original. you don't have to click on the links and I should have made it more clear.

pdthedeuce > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2014 at 22:00

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no prob .