"Dale Franks" (DaleFranks)
03/08/2014 at 22:47 • Filed to: Craigslist
1
4|
"Dale Franks" (DaleFranks)
03/08/2014 at 22:47 • Filed to: Craigslist | 1
| 4 |
I'm in the market for a cheap van. I want to use it to occasionally haul stuff and my four big dogs. So, seeing !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! are enraging. This guy has four pics of his van on Craigslist. One is a standard side shot. The other three are these, which tell me literally nothing I want to know.
I could not give less of a shit about your cool tattoo, even if it's dramatically lit, and shot in black and white. Or the headrest. What is the fucking point of that? Now I don't even want your van. I want you to lose control of it at high speed and go flying it backwards into the Land of Trees and Fire.
People who submit ads like this need to be put in a bamboo cage and poked with sharp sticks.
Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
> Dale Franks
03/08/2014 at 22:48 |
|
See if you can cross post it into the dating section... It seems like he's cruzing for a date more than a sale
lonestranger
> Dale Franks
03/09/2014 at 00:11 |
|
The B&W shot actually tells you quite a lot. The van has a driver's side airbag, cruise control, power locks, power windows, and power mirrors. The steering wheel isn't leather-wrapped, but it does have a shitty Walmart-esque cover.
The headrest photo shows the quality of the leather on the captain's chairs.
It's a half-ton, so likely a 5.2L (318 c.i.) rather than a 5.9L (360 c.i.) engine. What else do you want to know that isn't in the description?
|
Dale Franks
> lonestranger
03/09/2014 at 00:27 |
|
To see if the interior is slathered in feces.
|
Dale Franks
> lonestranger
03/09/2014 at 00:30 |
|
You strike me as a "glass is half-full" kind of fellow.