Inside Information on New Tesla Model Leaked!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/08/2014 at 17:01 • Filed to: sarcasm

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New leaked documents reveal the name of the entry level car from Tesla Motors.

It will be called the Model D. The reason for the new model name is Elon's desire to say, "And then I gave the world, the 'D'."

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 17:06

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Maybe it will be the Tesla "Finger."

JawKnee > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2014 at 19:39

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Got to see my first Tesla in real life this week sitting at a Cracker Barrel in Dayton. My first reaction was "that's pretty" my second was a craving to go pull the chevelle out of the garage and waste a tank of gas revving hard enough to set off his alarm.

Burrito de EJ25 > JawKnee 03/09/2014 at 03:50

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My reaction to your second reaction would it have come to fruition would have been:

*spits tea*

My word! I am ever so sorry about that man's penis. Urinating must be quite the faff.

Thank heavens for tweezers.

JawKnee > Burrito de EJ25 03/09/2014 at 04:19

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Well played,I suppose back story is warrented. Here in Dayton, Ohio north of town there is a lovely little city called Yellow Springs which is home to wealthy hippies. These people like to do lovely things like scold you for driving a 66 chevelle as they smugly get in into their Prius. My punk roots force me to torment dirty hippies of any vintage at every turn.

carlitero > Burrito de EJ25 03/10/2014 at 17:43

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My reaction to your reaction to JonnyX's second reaction:

*gentle clap*

Bravo sir. Bravo

asbeastos > JawKnee 10/01/2014 at 22:12

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technically, your 48 year old chevelle is more "green" than a Prius that will be replaced with a newer Prius (or Tesla) in a few years. So yeah. Fuck those hippies.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/02/2014 at 01:41

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You sir, have been hiding something in your garage...perhaps the Model K. (electric K-Car)

DipodomysDeserti > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/02/2014 at 09:10

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I'm really hoping Elon Musk was lurking your Kinja.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > DipodomysDeserti 10/02/2014 at 09:13

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He might be...