Bad car jokes?

"RacecaR" (RacecaR)
03/07/2014 at 12:17 • Filed to: None

So one time, when I was working at Walmart with my buddy, about 17 years ago, we were outside on break. We were walking to our cars to hang out and what not. We had to cross an intersection area between Home Depot and Walmart. As we started walking, a Taurus SHO drove by us. We both stopped, my buddy turned to me and said "Hey look, an off Broadway..."
He realized the joke/pun was so bad, he did not even finish it.

So what's the worst car joke/pun you have ever made or heard?

DISCUSSION (26)

Jagvar > RacecaR
03/07/2014 at 12:21

At least he didn't say, "Hey there goes a cli-"

RazoE > RacecaR
03/07/2014 at 12:22

When you ask someone what they drive, and they don't have a car, so they say "My Chevro-legs" Always made me laugh.

Your boy, BJR > RacecaR
03/07/2014 at 12:35

My grandpa's explanation of where "Datsun" came from: so the people at Nissan wanted to launch in the U.S., but wanted a less Japanese sounding name on account of the whole Pearl Harbor thing. So they went to the same German P.R. People that VW used, due to their success. They went on a Thursday, and when the Germans asked when they needed it by, the Nissan people said Tuesday. The shocked German said "DAT SÜN?!?!"

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Your boy, BJR
03/07/2014 at 12:46

Not only bad, but old. (therefore, classic , right?) I'm pretty sure my dad told me that one in the late '70s.

Lekker > RazoE
03/07/2014 at 12:48

There's one version of that in spanish, but using Dodge. Always gets me a giggle. I had never head of my Chevro-legs before!

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > RacecaR
03/07/2014 at 12:48

Q: Do you know the difference between a tea cup and a pee cup?

A: A teacup is what an Englishman drinks his tea in, and a peecup is what a Mexican drives to work in.

SOURCE: MY DAD, 1977

RazoE > Lekker
03/07/2014 at 12:48

Los Dodge Patas?

Lekker > RazoE
03/07/2014 at 12:50

Ah very close, "Mis Dodge pies"

RazoE > Jagvar
03/07/2014 at 12:50

Me = "Cli-SHO?" "Clishow...?" "cli-tauru....ooohhhhh... HAHAHAHAAH!!"

RazoE > Lekker
03/07/2014 at 12:53

Yeah, bro told me that one. Don't know how many folks here speak Spanish.

D > RazoE
03/07/2014 at 12:54

Shoe-baru also works

RazoE > D
03/07/2014 at 12:54

Adding that one to my Rolodex of bad jokes.:D

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RacecaR
03/07/2014 at 12:58

Two antenna met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony was,'t much, but the reception was excellent!

jovimon7 > RacecaR
03/07/2014 at 13:07

This old guy was driving down the freeway and his phone rang. He answered and heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!”

“Hell,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

puddler > RacecaR
03/07/2014 at 13:12

saw a forsale sign on a '63 plymouth fury that said "when god drove adam and eve out of the garden of eden in a fury. this is that fury".

legit because crossram 440

Kinja'd!!!

M54B30 > RacecaR
03/07/2014 at 13:41

I had a nearly identical SHO to that one. Favorite cars I ever owned. Hands down bar none

RacecaR > M54B30
03/07/2014 at 13:44

I just grabbed that from google image search.

PushToStart > RacecaR
03/07/2014 at 13:50

One day a cop was pulled off to the side of a road to try to catch people speeding. About 5 minutes before he was about to leave for lunch, a car blasts by while swerving furiously back and forth across both lanes. Obviously, the cop was surprised by this and turned on his lights and sirens to go write this person a ticket. When he got up to the driver's window, he asked what the hell was going on and why they were driving like that. The driver, sweating and breathing heavily replied "THERE'S TREES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND I'M TRYING TO AVOID THEM!" This confused the officer, as this was a normal road and did not have trees growing out of it. The officer then looked back in the car and noticed something hanging down from the mirror...

PushToStart > PushToStart
03/07/2014 at 13:50

Kinja'd!!!