Who wants to buy a russian strategic bomber on Ebay?

"ilostmypants" (ilostmypants)
03/06/2014 at 22:16 • Filed to: Planelopnik

Tu-95ms - Soviet Bomber

for sale on E-bay, seems legit buy now price is US $3,000,000.00

Just imagine how much fun you would have pissing off NORAD (if your within North America)

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via shit pilots say on facebook via some dude

DISCUSSION (21)

Brian Silvestro > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:18

Ugh finally one with pictures and a description. NP.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:19

Kinja'd!!!

Have one to sell? Sell it yourself!

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:19

Maybe Ukraine?

rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:21

Quote:"Our field of activity includes the production and distribution of goods and raw materials from Ukraine"

Are they sure that bomber might not be needed soon?

Frosted > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:22

ONLY 3 million?! What a steal.

ilostmypants > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
03/06/2014 at 22:22

Didn't know where to find the code to share it without using Facebook or whatever, sorrrrrrry, at least i gave you the dang link, dont make me get Canadian on your ass. We are like ninja's with hockey sticks.

meant for Brian Silvestro , arg

I also love the have fun bidding comment at the bottom of the description on e bay! such light heartedness over cold war, war machines!

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:24

No I mean like...uh...the ebay thing. If you look at my screenshot ebay wants to know if you have a bomber of your own you wanna sell haha

f86sabre > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:25

I would hoon that all day, everyday.

Brian Silvestro > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:26

I have been summoned!

War machines are fun.

Hi there > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
03/06/2014 at 22:33

Ukraine's air force is tiny and if they tried to take on the Russian war machine it'd be total annihilation for any and all pilots in their air force. I doubt NATO will go to war over Ukraine so I'm glad I do not live there.

interrogator-chaplain > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:36

I'll kick in $100, but the argument could be made for me to go in as high as $200.

coqui70 > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:41

CIA will buy it ... turn it into a trojan horse and then leave a very special easter egg for Mr. Putin ... Alpha Mike Foxtrot!

Aaron James > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 22:42

I'll bet that baby drinks lot's of tasty jet fuel. Your going to need untold monies to get this beast back flight worthy and the operating costs and maintenance will be through the roof. I don't see a private company or person buying this, I see the Chinese government or another government buying it.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > ilostmypants
03/06/2014 at 23:09

CP. No manual transmission.

Makoyouidiot > Aaron James
03/06/2014 at 23:23

With enough money...anything can be done

Private airline, anyone?

Aaron James > Makoyouidiot
03/06/2014 at 23:27

There are so many cheaper options though. This thing would be a money pit getting and keeping it in the air. Said person may actually make money with a modern Jet-liner instead of losing their shirt and pants trying it with this beast. It is cool as hell, but I don't see a way to make money commercially with it. It could go to a museum also I would guess.

Aaron James > interrogator-chaplain
03/06/2014 at 23:28

sweet, I'll throw in however much jet-fuel we can get for 26 bucks. Are we close yet?

Makoyouidiot > Aaron James
03/07/2014 at 00:14

For me the coolness would outweigh the cost, but then again I am a loony

Aaron James > Makoyouidiot
03/07/2014 at 00:26

I mean let's be real here if I was an oil sheik or a billionaire telecommunications tycoon I'd be rocking this thing out for trips to the grocery store. Build the interior like a yacht with a hot tub and and a king size bed and just fly around the world picking up hookers and blow for months at a time.

ihbase > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
03/07/2014 at 00:58

That's odd, the title says "Property of Ukraine." I wonder why the guy to whom I just wired $1m didn't have the previous owner release their interest in this thing, this thing-that-looks-a-lot-like-a-state-asset. Oh well, I'm certain it the good 'ole US FAA won't tie me up with any excessive documentation. Because Russian. -Michael

Makoyouidiot > Aaron James
03/07/2014 at 09:28

Damn right