That Chevy Equinox commercial seems familiar...

"interrogator-chaplain" (interrogator-chaplain) 03/06/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: None

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I was late to the party on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and I'm not going to lie, this is a bit of self-congratulations on what I thought was one of my best comments on an article.
But judge for yourself:

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Well no wonder they went this direction, they've already done it before:

- Bob Lutz looks wistfully at the Pontiac G8 and kind of pets it, while the G8 sits there idly. Boardroom noises are in the background, Bob Lutz whispers: "It seemed like a good idea at the time". The G8 is probably about to be euthanized. No more G8.
-Bob Lutz looks at the G8, clearly thinking "something is not right with this G8, it smells funny, time to end its short little life." The G8 still does not care.
-Still promoting the G8, drinking something (bourbon?) out of a mug, while the G8 lays there, oblivious.
-Bob Lutz in the parking lot with G8, G8 swilling the petrol that will lead to its eventual demise.
-Still promoting that G8.
-G8 ST jumps off of assembly line, older people, presumably bosses of Bob Lutz, who look judgmentally at him, while he says something along the lines of "it's different, but it's got lots of potential," just like the G8, which will be dead.
-Photogs take picture of Bob Lutz, promoting G8 ST, G8 still a nihilist.
-"I don't understand, did I do something wrong?" Bob Lutz asks. "Are you... !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ?" Yes. The answer is yes.
-Bob Lutz on couch, with some board members. Board members go in for the changes, nihilist manual G8 gets in the way, like a JERK. Now the reason for its nihilism becomes clear.
-Bob Lutz is learning to pitch to a board of directors. Either he can't pitch, or maybe the Chevy Board of Directors really, really, really hate fun? Since Bob Lutz is already established to be morally pure, obviously, the latter is definitely the reason.
-Bob Lutz, as an idealistic car guy inside GM, picking his Commodore out of a Holden Factory.
-Aaaaaand back to the execution of the G8, to bring it full circle.
-"A best friend murdered for because we're wusses."
- GM.

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