What car would you wipe off the face of the earth?

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03/06/2014 at 15:55 • Filed to: None

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What car would you make extinct?

For me, it would be anything Self driving, and the Prius.

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Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 15:55

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Accord Crosstour


Kinja'd!!! puddler > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 15:56

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people who treat cars as appliances & those appliances.

like they never existed in the first place.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 15:57

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this one, SE-R and everything. I despise them like nothing else.

Ok the flame suit is on and wetted down


Kinja'd!!! liquid1036 > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 15:58

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Prius +1


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 15:59

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Miata, muhahahahaha

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Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 15:59

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux
03/06/2014 at 15:59

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Good choice, anything called a "Sentra" should be eliminated. I'm loading the pesticide up as we speak.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:00

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The world would be so nice without these things going 35 down every back road in America.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > The Dummy Gummy
03/06/2014 at 16:00

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I shall find you.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:00

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I was recently in Vegas and I got so sick of all the damn Prii that the next time I was waiting for a cab (you wait at hotel lobby's and an attendant fetches you one form the line), I told the attendant we'd like to NOT ride in a Prius.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:00

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Derp.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:01

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awesome. I thought I was going to have a battle going on here :)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Party-vi
03/06/2014 at 16:01

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Yes! The worst drivers on the road, are all in the Rx.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
03/06/2014 at 16:02

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Haha, I'll make sure to do that next time I travel anywhere.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:03

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If I wanted to have a humongous impact, why not wipe off the best selling truck?

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Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:04

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Good luck making it to space

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux
03/06/2014 at 16:05

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Haha, those were terrible cars, the "R" models just had a bodykit, from what I recall.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Jagvar
03/06/2014 at 16:05

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There is a green one at work...I want to find the owner and ask "what the hell where you smoking?"


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > The Dummy Gummy
03/06/2014 at 16:06

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Too late, I'm already there.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:06

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In my experience, there are many worse drivers in these.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Jayhawk Jake
03/06/2014 at 16:06

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Hmmm, that would be interesting.


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:07

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To the sea!

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > CRider
03/06/2014 at 16:08

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Or at 30 mph down the highway, in the fast lane on top of that. Whenever you go for an enjoyable cruise down a winding road, there is one in front of you. It's required by federal AND state law.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:08

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actually the SE-R was a 16V. Pretty quick. My nemesis in high school drove one. He literally lay in wait for me to leave high school in my 16V scirocco or 5000 turbo and race me all over town when I had better shit to do and block my way. It would usually end up with me cornering him and kicking his ass for being an utter dumbass. He always came back for more though

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > The Dummy Gummy
03/06/2014 at 16:09

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Here I come!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:11

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There are so many good answers, and I really want to name crossovers and SUV's that displaced wagons in the US, but there is a better answer than those, actually: the 08-11 US-market Focus. Ford should've just given us the Euro Focus. Worked for Mk1 and now Mk3 as well.

Of course, almost every crossover is also a correct answer.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux
03/06/2014 at 16:11

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We all know a guy like that Haha. My first was a 97 Jetta Gt. Nobody challenged me to race in it, but every single high school student in a Jeep Wrangler thought that they were superior to every other car.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > dogisbadob
03/06/2014 at 16:12

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The minivan in general, except the Previa/Estima. Those can stay because manual+supercharged.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:15

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Lol, am I missing something here?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Jagvar
03/06/2014 at 16:17

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Yeah, I don't see those much, but I'm guessing that the rich soccer moms from Jersey drive those a lot.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Tom McParland
03/06/2014 at 16:17

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Bath Salts, the designer was on acid at the time though.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Jagvar
03/06/2014 at 16:18

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I knew a guy that has one of these. We got to talking about it and I said "man, that has got to be the ugliest car I've ever seen in person". I felt really bad about it :(


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:18

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This, and ALL versions of it!!!

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Oh, and for good measure, this too:

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Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:19

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All the cars I want gone would just come up in different forms (Prius, X6). So, I would take away a vehicle that ruined a company's reputation. It is also a car my mother owned that gave her a problem at least once a month.

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Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:19

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Third gen Cavalier.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Mercedes Streeter
03/06/2014 at 16:21

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Well, first we have to contain them, and then we can begin the executions.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > PRBot II
03/06/2014 at 16:22

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There we go, this is going to be a tricky one to make extinct.


Kinja'd!!! Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:25

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PT Cruisers are evil as well


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken
03/06/2014 at 16:26

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Don't even remind me. Sitting in one was like sitting in a booster seat. Yuck!


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:27

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Am I doing this right?!

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Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
03/06/2014 at 16:29

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Second, would be lifted bro trucks.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:32

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I like the 95-98 Odyssey as well :)

Minivans aren't bad at all, and they do serve a purpose.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:33

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We'll start with this monstrosity and its derivatives and go from there...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
03/06/2014 at 16:34

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Good, I can supply the flamethrowers, and hand grenades.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
03/06/2014 at 16:35

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The bro truck. If they didn't roll coal so much, then I wouldn't mind them as much.


Kinja'd!!! Moxy > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:36

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The Daewoo Nubira. Die.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:37

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What I wouldn't give, though.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:38

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This one's next...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Moxy
03/06/2014 at 16:38

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You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos motherfucker. -Pineapple express.

Nah, but every Daewoo except the Bucrane concept must die.


Kinja'd!!! Moxy > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:39

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Great movie, and paint job


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
03/06/2014 at 16:40

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I'm on my way right now, I've got the Panzer in my carry on luggage!


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:45

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Don't see the rolling coal so much in these parts, but still the stupid jacked up things with their headlights right at eye level in my rear window, tall enough to drive right over me if he couldn't brake fast enough in an emergency stop (let's be real, he won't be able to), and just being smug douchebags in general....


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
03/06/2014 at 16:47

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Yeah, in my time in Louisiana, every jerkoff in a diesel truck would smoke me out. I'm sort of in the Suburbs now, so I don't see them as much.


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 16:48

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Judging by your avatar you wont be pleased with this, but.... THE BEETLE

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Without this the world would be a better place, and the 911 might actually have been a proper sports car when it debuted, rather than 20-30 years after


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Trunk Impaired 318
03/06/2014 at 16:52

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Meh, I've always wanted to rat rod a Beetle. The 911, as you mentioned did make it's way back up though.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 17:02

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What have you got in your arsenal for these mongrels?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
03/06/2014 at 17:07

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Hmmm, let's see, I have a collection of land mines, that I can gladly plant in the location of both of those cars.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 17:13

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Whatever you do, don't plant the mines in dirt - we know that in the history of everything automotive, a BMW SAV has never touched bare soil (except in promo shots or when being ridiculed by Top Gear).


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
03/06/2014 at 17:15

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Oh no! And for the environments sake, lots of microscopic organisms could be living in there. We could send them up to space, loaded to the brim with Cherry bombs.


Kinja'd!!! Moo > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 17:32

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Miatas. People in here idolize them too much.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 17:37

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Lifted SUV'S and Bro-trucks, that are not used for the intended purpose


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 18:24

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Porsche 911.

I want to see what the resultant power vacuum will produce :)

Same would go for the 3-Series as well actually.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
03/06/2014 at 18:27

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The process of the extinction of these cars, is not the way that you would imagine it. It is more of an angry mob. I'd also like to see the Beiguemobile.....errr Camry become extinct.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 18:27

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Ford Taunus SHO-based 1993 Intercoast T2 Concept, the world's UGLIEST car of all time. It was an utterly distasteful insult in the terms of design. I wish this car never existed.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 18:30

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Fine by me. I've got no real attachment to the 3-series or 911.

It'd be interesting to see a whole market blown wide open though.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
03/06/2014 at 18:33

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I've always had a small attraction with the early 2000's 911. It would be interesting to take the key players out from each segment of car though. Take out the F-150, Corolla, 3-Series, Tahoe.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 19:54

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Yeah, I quite like the classic 911s. It's hard not to. Same goes for the E21 and E30 3-series.

I quite like them all, but I can think of something in each segment that I would want more.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
03/06/2014 at 20:00

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Same here, I still have a Strange addiction to Audi/Vw products, so that pretty much includes Porsche.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 21:55

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Chrysler 300

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They always have big chrome wheels, and I want to vomit every time I see one.

The H2 is a close second, only because I see less of them. I hate both equally.

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Kinja'd!!! frankensti > jkm7680
03/06/2014 at 22:09

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Every car I could think of that I hate has already been mentioned. I feel like I'm in good company, but a beer break might help jog the memory of a worthwhile automotive monstrosity.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Trunk Impaired 318
03/07/2014 at 00:15

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I urge you to reconsider.

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This is my Beetle.


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > Big Bubba Ray
03/07/2014 at 00:23

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I have nothing against the baja bugs, dune buggies and some kit cars, I have a friend with a bradley gt which is a hoot, but the stock beetle is just too much for me


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Trunk Impaired 318
03/07/2014 at 00:47

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Haha I understand. The Beetle isn't for everyone but I've fallen in love with them


Kinja'd!!! samssun > Jayhawk Jake
03/07/2014 at 02:00

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*best selling vehicle


Kinja'd!!! Moo > gmctavish needs more space
03/07/2014 at 05:14

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Welcome to DUB. I think it's ugly, too.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > gmctavish needs more space
03/07/2014 at 06:05

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I'd say anything that has those wheels on them.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Big Bubba Ray
03/07/2014 at 06:08

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Nice car!


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > samssun
03/07/2014 at 08:19

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Indeed


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > jkm7680
03/07/2014 at 08:44

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Thanks! I love it!


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > jkm7680
03/09/2014 at 19:03

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Hummer H2.

Useless gas burning mall crawler.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Brickman
03/09/2014 at 19:05

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The H3 looks nice, the H2 is just a bit too big. The H1 was actually purposeful, it was not designed for the rich.


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > jkm7680
03/09/2014 at 19:09

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I like the H3, especially the H3T. Would take a H1 with a Detroit Diesel any day :D


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Brickman
03/09/2014 at 19:11

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H3T with manual. That's my dream truck. It's too bad the H3T wasn't so popular. I remember going to auto shows, and thinking how badass they were.


Kinja'd!!! thegregorius > jkm7680
03/11/2014 at 07:52

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This might not turn me into a popular human being, but while I wouldn't wipe them off the face of the earth, I certainly wouldn't mind a sizeable cull on Corvettes. There are simply way too many of them, and to me they are among the least interesting high-performance cars that one could buy. I don't think that I've ever seen a single Corvette, in the street or in an exhibition, that made me turn my head anymore than a Toyota Corolla would.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thegregorius
03/11/2014 at 09:08

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I don't entirely agree with you on that one. I rarely see them, 3 a day max. 40 Corollas max.


Kinja'd!!! thegregorius > jkm7680
03/11/2014 at 09:17

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Heh, true, they are not quite as common. But at every classic car exhibition I visit, however small, there will be a corner with at least 20 vettes, and I'm in the habit of walking past as quickly as possible.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thegregorius
03/11/2014 at 09:44

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Yeah more abundant Mustangs too. I don't really mind it.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > PRBot II
03/14/2014 at 12:01

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Oh god damn it. How come everyone hates my car?


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > thebigbossyboss
03/14/2014 at 14:46

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Sorry man.