NPOCP: Tu-95 Bear, $5M USD

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 03/06/2014 at 11:40 • Filed to: planelopnik, npocp

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Found on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , a company "headquartered in Switzerland with 'locations' in Germany and the Ukraine" is selling an old Tu-95MS, known as the Bear-H. This is a USED item and "can be shipped from Harbour of Nikolaiev or Odessa." Shipping is included.

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 11:47

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Honestly, NP.

This would be an amazing VIP transport for Marussia F1.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 11:47

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Throw in one of those Fencers and we might have a deal.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 11:47

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oooooooh, world's fastest prop-driven aircraft FTMFW!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 03/06/2014 at 11:49

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Functional tail turret on the Bear or no sale. 23 only, no 27s substituted.

TheBaron2112 > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 03/06/2014 at 11:51

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Those are Su-24s.

DConsorti > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 11:51

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NP!

Along with that mig-29 of this: http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/4m-to-spend-bu…

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$9mil and you have your own Airforce with a fighter and a bomber!

Mercedes Streeter > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 11:51

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Yes, but will it baby???

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > TheBaron2112 03/06/2014 at 11:55

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Crap, you're right. Should've looked closer at the NLG.

WhiskeyGolf > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 12:02

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Can Doug DeMuro test the Carfax warranty? I wonder what the operating costs are.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 12:09

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I have always been partial to these . They just look "right"

user314 > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 12:58

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All of my want.

Trin-Engr > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 13:16

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Oh that's nice Puff-Diddly-Poo you have a Lear?

Say hello to my tail gun. And while I'm at it, I might bomb your house...

Makoyouidiot > ttyymmnn 03/06/2014 at 13:22

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NP ALL DAY LONG

Tupolev Tu-95

Strategic bomber

The Tupolev Tu-95 is a large, four-engine turboprop-powered strategic bomber and missile platform. First flown in 1952, the Tu-95 entered service with the Soviet Union in 1956 and is expected to serve the Russian Air Force until at least 2040. Wikipedia

Top speed : 575 mph (925 km/h)

Range : 9,321 miles (15,000 km)

Cruise speed : 441 mph (710 km/h)

Weight : 208,100 lbs (94,400 kg)

Length : 152' (46 m)

Engine type : Kuznetsov NK-12

Unit cost : 26,280,000–26,280,000 USD (2013)

Time to start my own airline. Charter flights available.

user314 > WhiskeyGolf 03/06/2014 at 14:56

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Just a WAG, but I'd think somewhere in the neighborhood of 250-350k a year, not including getting your rating. Hangering something that big is going to be a challenge.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Mercedes Streeter 03/06/2014 at 16:24

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It can carry 33,000 pounds worth of babies and drop them wherever you want.

That is a terrible joke and I in no way condone dropping babies from bombers.

Mercedes Streeter > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 03/06/2014 at 16:26

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Am I a bad person for laughing at that?

Babies would make pretty shitty bombs.

OK, I'll show myself out now...

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Mercedes Streeter 03/06/2014 at 16:30

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No worse than I am for making it up. Also shitty bombs LOL. Tuesday the Finnlet ended up with poop from his knee to his armpit.