wait, what happened? speed holes?

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 03/06/2014 at 10:45 • Filed to: None

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http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4360217546…

E30Joe drives a Subaru > MonkeePuzzle 03/06/2014 at 10:46

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"Minimal bloodstains on seats"

"Bullet Holes included"

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > MonkeePuzzle 03/06/2014 at 10:47

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I would struggle to pay $1400 in average condition. The fucker has 250k miles on it.

crowmolly > MonkeePuzzle 03/06/2014 at 10:47

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I guess somebody cheated on Carrie Underwood again.

Reigntastic > MonkeePuzzle 03/06/2014 at 10:48

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He wants 1400 for that POS? Haha, fuck that. Glass and bodywork alone would cost that.

duurtlang > MonkeePuzzle 03/06/2014 at 10:48

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no texts no phone offers
Tim
303-710-[censored]

I wonder how he wants us to contact him.

anonsagainstanonymous > MonkeePuzzle 03/06/2014 at 10:48

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He was probably playing his hippie hop too loud

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/06/2014 at 10:49

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I think they may need to drop a zero off that.

$140, sure. Then you could strip the entire body off it and put silly large tires for a buggy. lol

Wait how come this hasn't been done before?

RafelX > MonkeePuzzle 03/06/2014 at 10:56

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?

The Dummy Gummy > duurtlang 03/06/2014 at 10:57

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Smoke signals of course

RazoE > RafelX 03/06/2014 at 11:12

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my first thought.

It's a "Porch-uh" > duurtlang 03/06/2014 at 11:13

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The whole phone number shows up for me.

Maybe you have to be logged in to CL?

Bad Idea Hat > MonkeePuzzle 03/06/2014 at 11:13

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VTEC kicked in, yo.

RotaryLover > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/06/2014 at 11:16

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That would be brilliant! Baja/Rally CRV!

duurtlang > It's a "Porch-uh" 03/06/2014 at 11:17

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I censored it myself. My point was that he lists his phone number but doesn't seem to want anyone actually using that phone number.

nafsucof > MonkeePuzzle 03/06/2014 at 11:21

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Probably pot rioters lol they were soo angry!

MyCarDrivesMe > duurtlang 03/06/2014 at 11:28

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By phone offers he probably means calling and asking if he'll take less than his price, not contacting him to set up a meeting.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > RotaryLover 03/06/2014 at 11:31

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get to work on that!

RotaryLover > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/06/2014 at 11:45

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Meh, too far.

Straightsix9904 > duurtlang 03/06/2014 at 12:03

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Phone offers means making an offer sight unseen. People will call you up all the time and if you have a car that you want to sell for $10,000 they will just say it isn't worth it I'll give you $500.

BarryDanger > anonsagainstanonymous 03/06/2014 at 12:08

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BarryDanger > MonkeePuzzle 03/06/2014 at 12:10

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1. Talk him down, to about $700.

2. replace rubber

3. fit roll cage

4. LeMons the shit out of it.

It's a "Porch-uh" > duurtlang 03/06/2014 at 13:22

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I am so smart... S M R T.

Shoop > MonkeePuzzle 03/07/2014 at 09:00

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Ex wife with a crowbar happend