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Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
03/04/2014 at 23:29 • Filed to: ebay

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Here is the direct quote of the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

1989

DODGE DAKOTA SHELBY

I PURCHASES THIS TRUCK OFF OF THE INTERNET AND HAD MY MECHANIC REPLACE OR FIX EVERYTHING THAT WAS WRONG WITH THIS TRUCK. AFTER SPENDING CLOSE TO $4,000.00 I GOT THE TRUCK.

I STARTED DRIVING IT AND REALIZED THAT AFTER HAVING A STROKE IN 2005 THAT LEFT ME WITH A STIFF RIGHT LEG AND BEING FIRST GENERATION DAKOTA AND A REGULAR CAB THAT I DIDN'T FIT IN THE CAB.

AS A BONUS WHEN YOU USE BUY IT NOW I WILL INCLUDE A COMPLETE SET OF NOS OWNER'S MANUAL FOR THE 1989 SELBY DAKOTA, A SHELBY KEY CHAIR, TEE SHIRT, & BALL CAP

I HAVE A 2003 DODGE DAKOTA R/T CLUB CAB THAT'S BEEN TRICKED OUT AND IT HAS ENOUGH LEG ROOM. THE SHELBY IS A FUN TRUCK TO DRIVE SO MY LOSS COULD BE YOUR GAIN

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And here is his other truck for some reason:

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DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! puddler > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/04/2014 at 23:36

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his writing is almost as bad as his r/t. and slushbox.


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/04/2014 at 23:56

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That Autocheck thing cites an "accident" as part of why it is below score.

Also, it has drag slicks in one of the photos. I'm not saying it must have been drag-raced a lot, but it could have been.