eBay Find of The Day: Hey Baby, Is It Long Enough For You? ed.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
03/02/2014 at 16:35 • Filed to: ebay

1956 Chrysler Airporter 8 door station wagon, 331 V8, 3-speed push button auto, Newberg, Oregon, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

DISCUSSION (28)

pdthedeuce > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 16:39

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pdthedeuce
03/02/2014 at 16:41

Sadly, no. Just the 331 Poly V8 and not the Firedome.

pdthedeuce > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 16:44

Kinja'd!!!

Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 16:45

Did someone say ICON Super Derelict?

therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 16:46

Where's my wallet..........

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 16:47

I WOULD COLLEGE DD THIS ALL DAY.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
03/02/2014 at 16:53

Take it down to the love shack? It's as big as a whale...

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 16:55

Lots of babies were probably made in the back.

stuttgartobsessed > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
03/02/2014 at 17:13

YES! You would the most popular guy! You'd have a hard time parking it though... But I'd do if I were still in College. :(

stuttgartobsessed > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 17:15

The want is unbelievably strong with this one. If only I had the space/time/money to restore it (or at least tackle the rust and get it drivable)... *sigh*

stuttgartobsessed > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 17:16

Would you have to get a Limo drivers lisence though?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > stuttgartobsessed
03/02/2014 at 17:18

Probably not unless you start transporting people for money.

stuttgartobsessed > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 17:19

I'm fighting the impulse to bid on it so badly... If it was at $500 BIN and was drivable then I think I'd buy it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > stuttgartobsessed
03/02/2014 at 17:20

Can we at least convince Leno to buy it?

stuttgartobsessed > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 17:22

I literally just thought that. I'm going to figure out how to email him and tell him he has to save it. Either that or it would make a one hell of a Roadkill episode... Though I wouldn't want to see them trash it at the end...

superspod > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/02/2014 at 17:39

I think its fair to say if anyone converts it to a manual diesel and then daily drives it: they win at oppo....

Frenchlicker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/03/2014 at 01:05

I'm seeing it with a massive modern engine in it. What Chrysler Fiat engines do you think could fit in there?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Frenchlicker
03/03/2014 at 01:14

I'd put an old Firedome 390 Hemi in it.

Frenchlicker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/03/2014 at 01:23

Along with my electric car and Eco engine kicks I've been on I've also been thinking of modern engines in classic cars. All of this goes against everything I used to want and expect. But restomod, I want to get into one so bad too bad it's so expensive.

Frenchlicker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/04/2014 at 03:16

Random, but your name sounds familiar. Are you one of the ones that can grant publishing privileges on Oppo?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Frenchlicker
03/04/2014 at 08:03

I can not, despite my title. But, I can try and get someone who can.

DasWauto > Frenchlicker
03/04/2014 at 08:14

I've added you. Welcome.

Dusty Ventures > Frenchlicker
03/04/2014 at 08:16

Kinja'd!!!

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/04/2014 at 08:17

Kinja'd!!!

Dusty Ventures > DasWauto
03/04/2014 at 08:18

Dammit. Here I'm finding gifs and getting ready to have some fun and you just come in and do it all boring like :p

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Frenchlicker
03/04/2014 at 08:20

Welcome to our humble (but not at all creepy) abode mate. Be afraind... be VERY afraid.. :)

Frenchlicker > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
03/04/2014 at 13:56

Honestly, not even close to the worst place I've been. There are some terrifying forums that one can stumble across.

Frenchlicker > Dusty Ventures
03/04/2014 at 13:57

I feel his opening a random door in a dark alley approach is better suited.