Musical Cars - What other reason would you do it for? (Winners)

"Bad Idea Hat" (taoistlumberjack)
03/04/2014 at 09:00 • Filed to: Musical Cars

Winners listed at the bottom of the post

Welcome to Musical Cars, a feature where I submit a song, and you the listener pick the perfect car to go along with the song. You can pick whatever car, no matter how correct or incorrect. The goal is to be either the best car selection, the worst car selection (basically the opposite of the song), and the most unique car take on the song.

This weekend's song is "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit. Do your wurst (teehee), !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !

" Nookie " is the first single released from the album !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! by !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . It was nominated for "Best Hard Rock Performance" at the 2000 !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

One of the reasons !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! attributes to the song becoming a success is that it's sung slower, and in a fashion where his lyrics are easier to understand, in contrast to his style in !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , where the lyrics in some songs are indistinguishable due to the fast screaming style Fred uses on the album.

As usual, the awards will be Best Car , Wurst Car (I CAN'T STOP), and Most Unique . There will also be a bonus Why Would You, 90's award given to the person who's car best embodies why some cars should not have escaped the terrible Nu Metal era.

Everyone will have until the end of the day Sunday, with the winners being announced at some point Monday morning.

rules edit - You can only pick one car. Please only pick one car. Your second car selection will be removed and given to Linkin Park.

Winners

Best Car - Crazedclay, who's mini truck perfectly described the guy who cruised the local strip mall on Saturday nights during the summer, blaring his terrible music, and picking up the high school chicks. This guy probably graduated in the late-90's/early-00's, spent some time in a state facility because of underage girls, and still hangs out at the local public secondary institution of education.

Worst Car - Pontiac Grand Am, courtesy of JasonStern911. This is the car the above guy now drives. It's so terrible, it just fits the "hillbilly Ohio redneck statutory rapist" mold.

Most Unique - Pitchblende's 1999 limo. Yep, that's Fred Durst's career in a nutshell.

Order of business: After this one, there's only going to be one winner, but two runners up. I can't distinguish between classes anymore. Everything everyone posted was so batshit insane/good that I don't even want to classify these things anymore.

DISCUSSION (24)

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 21:14

Best: 2002 Pontiac Trans Am or Camaro with strait pipes or stanced Mk. 2 GTI

Worst: Any Minivan or a Mini

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 21:15

Miata. Because like this video it gets all the girls. Just look at that smiling face

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 21:15

Kinja'd!!!

1996 Camaro V6 with an automatic transmission. Grey vinyl seats. The headliner is sagging with some staples in it to try to hold it up, and the T-Tops leak like a sieve.

Justin Young > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 21:16

This game is perfect for Mister Regular!

vicariousILive > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 21:17

Brown probe

Kinja'd!!!

Bad Idea Hat > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
02/27/2014 at 21:17

Sorry, only one car selection is allowed please.

EL_ULY > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 21:22

I om nom nom for the cookie! The cookie!

My answer would be a some type of late 90's early 2000's GM sedan with Monster Energy stickers on it :]

Dsscats > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
02/27/2014 at 21:23

R53 minis drive amazing

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 21:23

Revised*

Best: Early 2000's GM F-Bodies

Worst: 1971 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia....Convertible.

PatBateman > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 21:24

He, indeed, did it all for the Nookie.

Kinja'd!!!

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Dsscats
02/27/2014 at 21:25

People who drive Minis (mainstream buyers not enthusiasts) would generally listen to the soundtrack of Wicked instead of Limp Bizkit.

Admiral Asskicker > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
02/27/2014 at 21:43

Image isn't showing, but if it is one of the new club editions.......

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 21:53

I win!!!

Kinja'd!!!

crowmolly > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 21:54

Fiat 500, because it might be small enough to stick up Fred Durst's YEAH

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Admiral Asskicker
02/27/2014 at 22:46

i see what you did there

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 23:02

Early 2000. Got this. hand me down explorer, with lacrosse gear in the back. Eddie Bauer addition.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Bad Idea Hat
02/27/2014 at 23:39

It's 2000. Clinton is still in office, gas is 1.49 a gallon for premium, and this song is coming from a 1996 or so Ram 1500 2wd extended cab, lifted on stock chrome steelies and BFG T/A Terrain off-road tires.

Kinja'd!!!

this, kind of.

Green over gray 2-tone, with huge double-DIN stereo/DVD player in the dash, a pair of JL Audio 15s in a box under the back seat. The big Case Logic cd book contains some porn dvds, a Methods of Mayhem CD, a bunch of Korn, Godsmack, and Creed. The only decent album in the whole book is a copy of the Deftones, "around the fur," that his friend left in the truck a year ago.

Dude driving it is 22, owns a bunch of polo shirts - mostly white with stripes of different colors. He also has to have the latest Oakleys and cruises mall parking lots looking for high school girls on summer break.

Kinja'd!!!

You're just jealous that I got the only pair.

He drinks only Miller Lite, works for his dad, and lives with his mom. His friends are super fuckin' stoked to go to Family Values tour this year.

Dsscats > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
02/28/2014 at 00:01

The buyers aren't cool, but the cars are pretty great.

SatriaFanboy > Bad Idea Hat
03/01/2014 at 12:30

Kinja'd!!!

'I came to this world as a reject.'

This topped everything. A suitable song for the car. I can imagine myself playing this outloud in a Yellow early model Aztek. This thing is just reek Gen X and rebellion. lol

AthomSfere > Bad Idea Hat
03/01/2014 at 12:36

Worst choice:

Kinja'd!!!

Best choice: We need a redefining of two genres I think. We need something that says "redefined" and has an aggressive note, but is also appealing to those who aren't in a niche segment.

Best fit: Taurus SHO

Kinja'd!!!