What are you selling, exactly?

"Dale Franks" (DaleFranks) 02/27/2014 at 11:39 • Filed to: Craigslist, Bentley, Flying Spur

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I can't figure out if this guy is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , or his chick—who is, by the way, a 6 or 7 at best .

Having said that, I have spent a couple of hours magnifying the lower left quadrant of this photo for a better look...

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 11:40

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Lol, she's wearing braces!

edit: she's a solid 6.8, definitely an 8 after a few drinks.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 11:40

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That's a 6 or a 7? Wow. I've been aiming low.

Moxy > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 11:43

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I'd hit it

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/27/2014 at 11:45

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Lord help us.

Party-vi > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 11:45

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6 at best. *shudders*

Also, who the fuck has $76k in cash and buys a used Bentley?

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/27/2014 at 11:45

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I've been aiming high.

Just wear your damn mask... > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 11:46

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And possibly a man? Or at least angry.

The winner of this contest is the guy who tried selling a Town Car with similar pictures a few years ago. It was on here, but I'm too lazy to look for it. That girl was hot.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > vdub_nut: scooter snob 02/27/2014 at 11:47

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That is not a good picture of her, hahaha.

She should do closed-mouth modeling only while the braces are in. She does seem to have a knack for it, she's got that soul-less model stare down. Some chicks try to approximate and end up looking like they just chugged hot sauce or bit into a lemon.

Nibby > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 11:48

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Not sure if plastic... or too much makeup

DatASSun > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 11:48

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The Bentley's standard woman has braces ? thats wack.

Just wear your damn mask... > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 11:51

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Nevermind, I found it... From 2009.

http://jalopnik.com/5136250/how-to…

Dale Franks > Just wear your damn mask... 02/27/2014 at 11:55

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Well. To that ad, I can only say...Bravo. Bravo.

N51fanatic > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 12:01

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This chick is a 6 on her absolute best day.

Cutlass chick on the other hand, solid 7, on a good day could be an 8 depending on her attire.

EL_ULY > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 12:32

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N/A POWAAAHH > Dale Franks 02/27/2014 at 14:34

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Don't be generous and give her a 7. In Canada, she'd be a 5 on a good day.