If I bought a 991 Targa...

Kinja'd!!! "JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty)
02/26/2014 at 16:25 • Filed to: None

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I'd make it so that when you open/close the top an automated voice says "I am a douche and I am enjoying it." as I wink at all of the ladies. I'd also make it open extremely slowly for added effect. Then again, I'd have little interest in spending so much money on one if I had it, especially since there probably will be very few manuals on the used market. Dream=crushed.

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
02/26/2014 at 16:26

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The 991 Targa is in my dream garage right now. It seems like the ultimate DD/beater car. It's pretty practical too.


Kinja'd!!! JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro
02/26/2014 at 16:30

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It's the top, man. Just admit it.

In all seriousness, though, you're right. I want to walk into a Porsche dealer that stopped carrying MT cars and say "I'll pay $10,000 extra for a targa 991." Watch their faces as they regret complete DCT-ification. The 991 is fantastic, and while I can't say I'd want one over an air-cooled Porsche, they would make for better cars for the older enthusiast in daily driving.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
02/26/2014 at 16:34

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My local dealer has at least half of their showroom cars as manuals. The only 911s that really interest me are the 993/997/991 for some reason.


Kinja'd!!! NoahthePorscheGuy > Brian Silvestro
02/26/2014 at 16:36

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My dad is soon ordering his. Unfortunately he won't be selling it any time soon. Thats why there are no manuals on the market, because the real car guys/ Porsche collectors get manuals and never sell.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Brian Silvestro
02/26/2014 at 16:38

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No 964?

HEATHEN


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > NoahthePorscheGuy
02/26/2014 at 16:45

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*cries tears of joy*

Your dad's the man


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Leadbull
02/26/2014 at 16:45

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Kinja'd!!! JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro
02/26/2014 at 16:49

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That's awesome! It must be pretty neat to work in a Porsche dealership. I love the 997 and 993, but I think the 911SC is the one in my distant future.

(source: everything else is too pricey, never driven a 911 IRL)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
02/26/2014 at 16:57

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I drove one last Saturday for the first time!

FUCKING FAST. It was a 997 Carrera S Cabrio with a PDK. BMW dealer my dad and I were at had it as a recent trade-in, gave it to us to test drive for an hour, no supervision.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
02/26/2014 at 17:40

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It is a sad day when the 911 has bubble glass and the Corvette doesn't.

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Kinja'd!!! JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Axial
02/26/2014 at 17:42

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I was just thinking this. What has the world come to? I passed a C5 today and thought "dat glass."


Kinja'd!!! Axial > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
02/26/2014 at 17:43

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Gotta be all "hip" and "Euro" and "modern".

Actually I dig the C7, I'm just going to miss the bubble glass until it comes back.