It's a rusty unicorn!

"Jeff-God-of-Biscuits" (Jeff-God-of-Biscuits) 02/16/2014 at 18:20 • Filed to: None

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A Sunchaser, seen better days for 1500

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The Transporter > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/16/2014 at 18:45

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A rusty unicorn sounds like a weird sexual position.

The Transporter > The Transporter 02/16/2014 at 19:00

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The Toyota Celica Sunchaser: the official car of Floridian middle-aged divorce real estate agents who have "fallen on hard times" and now arrive in the wee hours of the morning to their run down, crime ridden apartment complex that they refuse to call home, after a long night at work with tear-streaked mascara running down their faces and wreaking of cheap whiskey and cigar smoke, covered in the body glitter that they use to mark the middle-aged fat, balding men that they are paid to rub against to warn their wives to "get out of this sham of a marriage now before the alcoholism ruins any chance of even retaining partial custody of the children."

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > The Transporter 02/16/2014 at 19:34

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Does she put out?

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > The Transporter 02/16/2014 at 19:35

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I always thought they had a Lancia look about them, especially with the canvas down.

Dunnik > The Transporter 02/16/2014 at 19:48

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Or some unusual drink, "Yes, bartender, a Rusty Unicorn please."

desertdog5051 > The Transporter 02/16/2014 at 19:51

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I'm not going to ask how you know that.

The Transporter > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/16/2014 at 19:53

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Lancias and 11th Gen Ford Thunderbirds are the official cars of Floridian middle-aged divorce real estate agents who haven't yet "fallen on hard times."

The Transporter > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/16/2014 at 19:55

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Depends. How much you got?