"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/14/2014 at 19:11 • Filed to: craigslist, planelopnik
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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/14/2014 at 19:11 • Filed to: craigslist, planelopnik | 1
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Hello there, here at the world's largest airline we are aggressively
seeking an airline to staff and fly our state of the art, Embraer 175
turbo jet aircraft. These aircraft are on the way from Brazil and just
waiting for your airline and all of the excess pilots that you have
trained and on property (that also possess ATP minimums) to fly them. We
are willing to pay precisely the bottom dollar that Delta pays for
their feed, so please keep that in mind when bidding for this flying.
Did we mention how shiny these jets are? They are extremely shiny and
they have that new plane smell that pilots love. Pilots would probably
fly these jets for free, they are THAT nice.
I am looking forward to hearing from you about your ability to fly these
planes that are arriving. It is very cost prohibitive to have these
jets sitting without pilots, so let's make a deal! Contact me anytime.
Seriously. Anytime. I'm desperate here. My ascendency up the mAAnagerial
ladder depends on this. I may already be screwed. Ugh. Please call.
Please? Hello?
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/lbg/433233…
Jayhawk Jake
> ttyymmnn
02/14/2014 at 20:44 |
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Those aren't turbojet aircraft, they are turbofans.
f86sabre
> ttyymmnn
02/14/2014 at 22:13 |
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Everyone wants to be like Delta. Just sayin.
Suuuubaru
> ttyymmnn
02/15/2014 at 00:21 |
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Ew. Those planes suck. I don't know why I dislike them as a passenger, but I do. Turboprops are where it's at!