My cars, ranked

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
02/11/2014 at 12:28 • Filed to: Down memory lane

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From last to first in most loved.

Honorable Mention: 2002(?) Saab 9-3 Viggen

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this one gets an honorable mention because although it's not technically mine, I'm looking after it for my dad while he has been touring europe this past year. Bonkers fast. Scary rickety, after 230k miles of abuse it's starting to show its age.

#8 2001 Oldsmobile Aurora

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Words cannot describe how much I hated this car. It was almost always in the shop for impossible to find electrical gremlins, got really shitty gas mileage. Was also incredibly smooth and fast. The most luxurious and comfortable car I have ever driven. If I had to pick a way to describe it I'd say DTS-v.

#7 1995 Oldsmobile Aurora

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Not my pic, but identical. It was a '95 Autobahn package. Loved it. owned for a week. Brakes failed on me in friday night rush hour traffic. This gets higher ranking from the last one because it looked cooler, had teal leather seats, and a car phone.

#6 1995 Ford Bronco 5.8

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My first. Loved it, drove it like a bro, Sold it in 2 months due to shit gas mileage.

#5 1988 Chevy Silverado 2WD

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Complete hillbilly beater. bought it with 350k miles on it, sold it with 360k. still running, all original. Fun fact- had first gen escalade seats.

#4 1973 BMW 2002

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Dumbest purchase I ever made. I adore it.

#3 2012 Hyundai Sonata 6MT

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My longest serving DD. So many memories. This was the day I picked it up. Doesn't look so pretty anymore.

#2 1993 Saab 900S

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The first one I ever really wanted, was a better version of my dad's '89. Had leather seats and a 5 speed with rare leather boot and knob. Also factory fog lights. I'd do anything to have it back.

#1 1995 Ford Taurus GL

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Stupidest, most boring, and worst car I ever owned, and holy crap I miss it. Was bought new by my great grandpa, then given to my great aunt around 2002, then given to my cousin around 2009, then given to me in 2012. Green velour seats, shitty suspension, bad steering wheel shake. Was totaled by a guy who was texting and driving. Slammed into me at a stop light at 50 MPH. I want this car back so badly.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, amigos > Your boy, BJR
02/11/2014 at 12:31

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Love the list. Everyman Cars.

Why such short periods of ownership for so many of them - 2 months here, 10k miles there?


Kinja'd!!! DeltawingGothamDeserves > Your boy, BJR
02/11/2014 at 12:32

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A 2002?! Lucky bastard.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Your boy, BJR
02/11/2014 at 12:37

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Dat Viggen.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Your boy, BJR
02/11/2014 at 12:47

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I liked this and I shall follow suit and make this a thing!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Audi-os, amigos
02/11/2014 at 12:54

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The bronco had unmanageable gas mileage, the auroras were piles so I offloaded them, the silverado I actually owned for 2 years, it was just a quad hauler so that's why I didn't put that much mileage on it.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > CAR_IS_MI
02/11/2014 at 12:54

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This needs to be a thing. Throwback tuesday?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > DeltawingGothamDeserves
02/11/2014 at 12:55

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Yeah. It's a rust bucket but whatever, at least I can say that I own one.


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, amigos > Your boy, BJR
02/11/2014 at 12:57

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I want both your Saabs.

My mother drives a 2012 Hyundai Sonata 2.0 Turbo, and man was I surprised by how fast that thing is! Handles like a boat, though. Body roll for days and days.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Your boy, BJR
02/11/2014 at 13:06

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Great list! I want to hear more about that 2002 you've got. I love those things and hope to own one some day. I had no idea they made a Hyundai Sonata with a 6MT. You learn something new every day!


Kinja'd!!! jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > Your boy, BJR
02/12/2014 at 03:16

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Both Auroras were V8s? I know the first gen one was, and being that you said the second gen was fast, I must make the assumption.

Too bad they didn't treat you well. I always thought they were a bright light near the end of Oldsmobile. And the fan knob in the second gens always gets me so happy. I'm easily amused sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > jdrgoat - Ponticrack?
02/12/2014 at 09:31

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Yeah they both had the 4.0. The 2nd gen got 11mpg. I didn't own the first gen long enough to find out what it did.